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I think Delap might have blown his chance of being selected for the World Cup tonight. And just when you think it can't get any worse Garnacho comes on for Delap. God help us.

Hato just won our POTY there.

Absolutely brillant intelligent play from Delap in the build up to the goal. Ran away from the ball twice ensuring he wouldn't bollox it up again.

Get the f**k, f**kety, f**k in!!

I didn't know that Dermott. Definately an unexpected bonus.

True. But Bernado Silva has just left and time and injuries look to be catching up with Rodri. Two world class, irreplacable players for them. And given how Maresca handles young players, I give him all of three weeks to completely f**k up the talented Nico O'Reilly and then throw him under the bus.

I can't believe Citeh have given the gig to Maresca, but I am absolutely delighted. Despite all their money I think things could go south for them very quickly. Could be like Man U after Ferguson retired.

Massive game tomorrow with loads riding on it. Could finally be the chance of revenge for 1974/75 For anyone thinking of taking kids be wary. The "old skool" faces may have retired now, but it looks like the "new skool" are stepping up and keeping traditions alive with two of the top firms making arrangements for it to get spicy outside the ground. https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/401i2tqww0unmrjiyp2xf/VID-20260514-WA0002.mp4?rlkey=keg67nl7bw69fjaivdrt3varh&st=sjyq1suk&dl=0

The one player I would keep is Guiu. I do think there is an EPL player in him. He is still so very young, just 20 last January. But physically he is bulking out nicely and is the best in the air of any of our forwards. He also has a work ethic and is not afraid to mix it with defenders.

Yeah. I don't think so.

I did indeed but unfortunately I mis-spelt Mudpryk.

Gargasho. Delapidated Baddie the Baddie. Gargasho. Jorgensen Gusto Mudryk - no sale possible, make disappear Gargasho. Disasi Jacko Cucunutter - controversial, but you all know it's right. Neto Zero Kittens Tosin Sanchez Gargasho.

Not a problem. So long as he doesn't wear a Benitez Red tie. FACHT!!!

And Delap.

This game should be used in a similar way to an SAS selection exercise. For those that are chosen to participate you either succeed and continue, or you are binned and returned to unit. Garnacho. Bag your kit. You can f**k off now.

For me this worse than yesterday's result. Would take the pikeys staying up every day of the week over Tottenham.

Fair play to Salah for saying that. Only a matter of time until he is our manager.

TBF, our own club spies were caught yesterday spying on a Tottenham training session ahead of the game on Tuesday.

Personally, I don't have anything but admiration and gratitude to Callum. Two times he has had to step in extremely difficult circumstances. I said in the match thread today that his TV interviews are a breath of fresh air compared to Maresca and the P.E. teacher. He keeps it simple. No posturing, no bullsh*t, no verbal diarrhea.

@axman2526 will stamp that out very, very quickly.

First Benitez. Now Alonso. Eventually it will be Jamie Carragher.

Tuchel prefers a back 5.

And we have Jackson coming back soon. A Wonkey Donkey.

Caicedo's booking was for an "Overly strong challenge" apparently. But the penalty calls were deemed "shoulder to shoulder"

Proud of Chelsea today. Fought all the way. Though Man City women's team have better wingers than we do.