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Love it when people wake up and smell the coffee

It won't. By the time you get there it will be back to normal. You will be sitting in the caravan with the rain hammering down on the roof. Like sitting inside a drum. You and Neto will have nothing to do except sit around in your Cagools playing Uno and arguing about who has to go outside and change the gas bottle for the heating.

Feeling the warmth of the sun on your skin? I love it. It's meant to be around 36/37 here today and I am playing padel tennis for two hours this morning. I have always been OK in heat, just make sure to apply plenty of sun cream and rehydrate regularly. My missus isn't nearly as comfortable though and usually doesn't move more than 12 feet from an air conditioning unit at this time of year. The UK climate used to depress me. The winters went on forever and it usually pissed down for most of what was meant to be summer. Much happier out here.

Team for tomorrow in Hong Kong ....................... Pendo Hato....Adarabaioyo..Anselmino.....Gusto .......................Essugo ............Hendo....Enzo.....Caicedo ................Estevao......Pedro Substitutos Neto Emenalo Barco Palmo Garnacho can f**k offo.

Oh, I can definately garauntee we will see him running. Left. Right. Diagonal. Zig zag. He has the running part totally and utterly nailed down. It was the rest of it that he had problems with.

Club website has just posted up his official squad photo.

I'm sorry Scott but saying Jackson is mad! That's simply a case of absence clouding the memories of what he actually performed like. Welbeck is better than Jackson in every way. Holding the ball up, heading, movement in and around the box, finishing, work rate, and crucially....attitude. They only thing Jacko has over him is a bit of pace.

Totally agree. Personally, I love watching players with genuine skill. His first touch is usually so silky. Complete opposite to Werner, Jackson and Delap. We absolutely cannot afford to lose him.

Should have brought him in the summer of 2023.

Not impressed by him today. Physically he looks the part but got shrugged of the ball too easily for my liking. And his first touch was poor as well. Early days, but 5 out of 10 for that performance.

Jordal Hendersen. Our answer to Halaand.

Alonso probably has a month to turn this around. Should help when we get Jacko, Mudryk and Hendersen in there.

Sell them all.

So, so close to a Kellyman assist and a Delap winner. The stuff of dreams.

Oh, I hope Richarlison and Delap get to contest a 50 - 50 challenge. Blood and snot splashback will cover the pitch.

I think Kellyman has just come on for Tottenham. He is using the alias of Malachi Hardy. Remember that name.

Ah, good. Richarlison is on. Fights, Red cards and horrendous challenges are bound to happen.

And we hate Connor.

I wonder what his chosen return hairstyle will be? The return of the curtains? Braids? Man bun? Bangs? I am looking forward to watching him run very fast again whilst wearing gloves.

Essugo has been all over the shop. Time for Kellyman.

Someone in the crowd is waving a cardboard cut-out of Delap. Or, it could actually be Delap. Hard to tell.

Put your glasses on, keep an eye out and see if anyone can spot this guy. Forget where's Wally. Where's Omari?

Played well against France before he ran out of gas. Head and shoulders above Jackson and Delap, and I think he's only 30 or 31.

I can get on board with the Welbeck signing because he is he better than anything we have available up front apart from Joao Pedro. Though, given the choice, I would rather we had gone for Ivan Toney. But I just cannot wrap my head around Henderson. Even when he was supposed to be good I didn't rate him. And we still badly need to get Jon Stones on board. When fit he can still operate at the highest level and has real leadership qualities.

It was a hologram.