Everything posted by TheSage
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
What a top manager Luis Enrique is. I don't know if we ever had the chance to sign him but would have been nice to have him here. He probably wouldn't have had the same level of success with us given the amount of chaos that goes on in our club (even during Abramovich's days) but it would have been interesting to see what he'd do with us If he ever leaves PSG, we should try to sign him (if our owners haven't collapsed the club by then)
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
It really infuriated me seeing the BBC headline "Arsenal denied penalty..." during the match, as if it was a clear penalty. If anything, the Saka handball was more of a penalty.
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
I was hoping he would be the one to miss the crucial kick. It's glorious
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
YESSSSSS! On another note, I didn't know Gabriel was left-footed
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 11th March 20:00 GMT
Same scoreline as Spurs yesterday
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
Man U are such lucky bastards. They seem to play against 10 men almost every match Glad they finally lost
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Chelsea book £342 million loss for 24/25 financial year
Our genius owners and directors are well on their way to completely destroying the club. It would have been somehow understandable if we were successful on the pitch, but nope, the team is still sh*t. Well done, lads!
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Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*
I remember a few chances: Cole Palmer's 1v1 against the keeper (granted, you can argue it was gifted to him by Burnley and not created by us) JP's blocked shot where he could have squared it to Neto for a free shot at goal Cole Palmer failing to control a ball close to the 6-yard box Neto's blocked shot where he could have feinted the shot to create space. Even though we didn't play particularly well, we created enough to be out of sight well before the red card, but our lack of killer instinct ultimately cost us. For a squad that costs so much, it's amazing how poor the vast majority of our players are
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Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*
Same reaction to the red card as Maresca against Man Utd, but the fact that we were playing Burnley at home makes it even worse. So cowardly
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Chelsea vs Burnley (PL) Saturday 21st February 15:00 GMT
That last Delap shot sums us up perfectly
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Hull City vs Chelsea (FAC) Friday 13th February 19:45 GMT
It seems even this level is too high for Garnacho :)
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Hull City vs Chelsea (FAC) Friday 13th February 19:45 GMT
Enzo never gets a rest, does he? It looks like he plays every game
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Hull City vs Chelsea (FAC) Friday 13th February 19:45 GMT
Delap had every chance to make sure the ball was in the back of the net but chose to look at the referee. That's just stupid.
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Moises Caicedo to Chelsea! "Official"
A lot of people got carried away when he started the season well but he's always been sloppy on the ball and has the occasional rash challenge in him. He's not our biggest problem by any means but for his price tag, he lets us down far too often
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Chelsea vs Leeds United (PL) Tuesday 10th February 19:30 GMT
Don't count on it The genius SDs will go and buy a bunch of kids again and expect a different result
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Chelsea vs Leeds United (PL) Tuesday 10th February 19:30 GMT
They gifted us one goal and being the charitable side we are, we decided to gift them two. Well played, lads
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Chelsea vs Leeds United (PL) Tuesday 10th February 19:30 GMT
We have too many idiotic players. WTF was that???
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Chelsea vs West Ham United (PL) Saturday 31st January 17:30 GMT
He has also been sh*te this game
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Chelsea vs West Ham United (PL) Saturday 31st January 17:30 GMT
What's the point of rotating if you end up needing to bring in your "rested" players because the team is losing? Why not start your strongest team and try to get a comfortable lead when playing a sh*te team like West Ham then rest them for the second half? Also, why is this manager also playing Gusto in midfield?
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Crystal Palace vs Chelsea (PL) Sunday 25th January 14:00 GMT
My thoughts exactly. Why didn't he even try to jump for the ball? For a big man, that was very timid
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Chelsea vs Pafos (UCL) Wednesday 21st January 20:00 GMT
It's almost impressive how toothless we are
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Chelsea vs Pafos (UCL) Wednesday 21st January 20:00 GMT
It really boggles the mind. I was hoping that would end with Maresca gone but, nope! We've got another hipster manager
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Chelsea vs Pafos (UCL) Wednesday 21st January 20:00 GMT
Garnacho with the most predictable miss ever
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Alejandro Garnacho - Now moved to Villa!
Can't the coaching staff tell him to pass/cross the ball more instead of taking stupid shots every time? For someone with terrible finishing, he seems so greedy It's quite impressive how we managed to downgrade from Madueke who wasn't that great himself.
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AFC Bournemouth vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 6th December 15:00 GMT
He always looks bang average and yet starts almost every game even though Maresca claims to be rotating. Very strange