Alec Adoo

Dear Mr Liam Is it possible that at this very moment, there is some child in the world playing football in their garden or backyard pretending to be Garnacho .. I feckin hope not for their sake!

The way things are going Blueco could appoint the guy who designed the bathroom in your hotel as manager of Chelsea in the morning!

It’s good that Chris Sutton is commentating as he can nip down to the pitch and hand over his very own worst centre forward in the history of Chelsea Football Club trophy to Liam Delap!

No doubt that Rosenior’s time is up. What does however annoy me is that he takes all the flack whist Bert and Ernie our Sporting Directors who after all gave us Gittens, Delap, Disasi, Badiashile, Guiu , Neto & GARNACHO barely rarely get a mention??

Doesn’t get a mention here or little said by the Sky commentators but Hato looked comfortable considering his last appearance was an abomination!

According to Albert Einstein ( ex Roma manager) The definition of insanity is ‘doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results”, that’s exactly what Maresca does when he keeps picking George!

100% George is simply not good enough, he is running around like Little Bo Peep trying to find a football, some of his performances this season have been alarmingly feckin awful!

George has the unique ability to rarely if ever touch the ball (no idea how he manages this?), simply not good enough for a Champions League striker!

Now that Gusto is banned for the next game Maresca is faced with a big selection dilemma, fairly certain he will start with 10 players!

We struggled to achieve mediocrity in that 45. George looks a child who has won a competition to play for his chosen team in the Champions League. Surely but surely Guiu will come on in the second half, at least he provides a physical presence and the potential to get his read on a cross. Can Badiash*te finish a game without making a total clanger?

It could be my 6 beers down but the management of Maresca when they they went down to 10 has me totally bewildered. We had Gittens, Garnacho and Guiu as offensive players on the bench yet he opts for Gusto and George, after spending 5 minutes presumably explaining to Garnacho the tactical reasons why he is not coming on ?? . Absolutely don’t want to make George the scapegoat for this sh*teshow however he always looks like a child who has won a Blue Peter competition to play for the Premier League team of his choice!

The fact that the big fat orange sex offending blob is handing out the trophy is such a downer!

I know he is a young lad blah blah blah but George doesn’t seem to have a clue about how to play as a central striker, I doubt if a Premier League League player has ever touched the ball less in a half!

Sancho offers nothing apart from an ability to trap the ball and pass it backwards, I once thought he had some pace!

It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen a worse centre back performance than Colwell’s shambolic performance just now .. a total utter and complete embarrassment .. surely he will be hooked!

Veiga looks like another gem of a muppet unearthed by our esteemed Sporting Directors Bert and Ernie!

In the midst of this shambles it is quite amazing that Bert & Ernie (Winstanley and Stewart) who are primarily responsible for travelling the world to assemble this squad never seem to get a finger pointed at them🤔🤔

If you are going to put a boot through your tv please don’t ask Sterling as he would miss , in fact don’t ask any of the sh*te playing in blue this evening!

Can I suggest that doing both will make you feel a little better?

Our thoughts have to be with those who made the 500 mile round trip to see this utter sh*te show. We also need to give a mention to Bert and Ernie our Co-Sporting Directors who have travelled the world with an open cheque book to assemble this shambles. Bert and Ernie tend to get a bye ball when the criticism is flowing so please keep them in your thoughts for the rest of this season. Oh and Poch a word for you, Enzo was our best player tonight so WTF did you take him off?

Colwill needs to come off as he is a red car simply waiting to happen, too slow and cumbersome. I know he is not a left back and am quickly coming to the conclusion that neither is he a half decent footballer!

Jackson giving away a foul throw is beyond belief. However we must be patient as Bert & Ernie (AKA Winstanley and Stewart) are confident that within a year he will be competent at taking a throw!

I’ve probably said this twenty times over the last 16 months but that show tonight was as bad as I have seen from a Chelsea team for very many years. The biggest question tonight was who was our very worst player there must have dozen very deserving candidates for this accolade! Despite the utter shambles of this evening and a variety of other very similar shows our highly esteemed Sporting Directors Stewart and Winstanley who are primarily responsible for assembling this pile of utter sh*te rarely get a word said about them???