Alec Adoo

Dear Mr Liam Is it possible that at this very moment, there is some child in the world playing football in their garden or backyard pretending to be Garnacho .. I feckin hope not for their sake!

The way things are going Blueco could appoint the guy who designed the bathroom in your hotel as manager of Chelsea in the morning!

It’s good that Chris Sutton is commentating as he can nip down to the pitch and hand over his very own worst centre forward in the history of Chelsea Football Club trophy to Liam Delap!

No doubt that Rosenior’s time is up. What does however annoy me is that he takes all the flack whist Bert and Ernie our Sporting Directors who after all gave us Gittens, Delap, Disasi, Badiashile, Guiu , Neto & GARNACHO barely rarely get a mention??

Doesn’t get a mention here or little said by the Sky commentators but Hato looked comfortable considering his last appearance was an abomination!

According to Albert Einstein ( ex Roma manager) The definition of insanity is ‘doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results”, that’s exactly what Maresca does when he keeps picking George!

100% George is simply not good enough, he is running around like Little Bo Peep trying to find a football, some of his performances this season have been alarmingly feckin awful!

George has the unique ability to rarely if ever touch the ball (no idea how he manages this?), simply not good enough for a Champions League striker!

Now that Gusto is banned for the next game Maresca is faced with a big selection dilemma, fairly certain he will start with 10 players!

We struggled to achieve mediocrity in that 45. George looks a child who has won a competition to play for his chosen team in the Champions League. Surely but surely Guiu will come on in the second half, at least he provides a physical presence and the potential to get his read on a cross. Can Badiash*te finish a game without making a total clanger?

It could be my 6 beers down but the management of Maresca when they they went down to 10 has me totally bewildered. We had Gittens, Garnacho and Guiu as offensive players on the bench yet he opts for Gusto and George, after spending 5 minutes presumably explaining to Garnacho the tactical reasons why he is not coming on ?? . Absolutely don’t want to make George the scapegoat for this sh*teshow however he always looks like a child who has won a Blue Peter competition to play for the Premier League team of his choice!

The fact that the big fat orange sex offending blob is handing out the trophy is such a downer!

I know he is a young lad blah blah blah but George doesn’t seem to have a clue about how to play as a central striker, I doubt if a Premier League League player has ever touched the ball less in a half!

Sancho offers nothing apart from an ability to trap the ball and pass it backwards, I once thought he had some pace!

It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen a worse centre back performance than Colwell’s shambolic performance just now .. a total utter and complete embarrassment .. surely he will be hooked!