Mister Loco

Three winnable games left, nine points to play for and we'll see whereabouts we finish. We left it late to hit the run of form we're currently in but I'm enjoying every moment of it nonetheless. Good individual performances all over the pitch in the last three games. Let's keep building on it my lovely blue boys.

Great performance against embarrassingly poor opponents. Last three games are looking eminently winnable. Another clean sheet too. Looking forward to MOTD2 tonight.

Great result. Not many chances but we took two of them well. Crowd noisey throughout. Spuds well beaten.

Poch said "Spurs are a great team" Quoted on BBC. He's bigging up the opposition as usual before a ball is kicked. He's trying to ingratiate himself with Spuds fans and he's alienating our fans by spouting this drivel. Getting his excuses in early before another sh*t show.

I'm sick of Pochettinho's tactics. Team selection. Game management. Futile substitutions. Utter bilge that he pours out at every press conference. Weak man-management. Poor communications and language skills. Bigging up the opposition before and after every game. Taking home obscene amounts of money for total failure. Sick of him making our great team a laughing stock. Sick of that stupid bangle he wears on his wrist and the lemons. Just go man and take your technical team with you.

Klopp is raging at his side for dropping two points. Pochettino says ours was a fair result. That's the difference between a winner and a loser.

If memory serves me correctly Burnley was Pochettinho's 40th game in charge and we have managed 9 clean sheets in that time. That speaks for itself.

On my way home after watching that dross. Honestly don't know where we go from here. Pochettino is obviously out of his depth. He looked a beaten man after the mid-week defeat. We are poor in every department and his coaching is taking us nowhere. Poor owners. Poor players. Poor manager. Heaven help us.

What a shockingly poor performance with problems from front to back. Same old issues week in, week out. Weak in defence, creating nothing in midfield and a joke upfront. Four league defeats on the bounce. Mr Pochettino had better watch out.

Sort this mess out Mr Pochettino or clear off somewhere else and take your lemons with you. We are a clueless, hopeless, shapeless shambles. Weakness prevails right through the team. Poor team selection and ineffective substitutions. Hopeless in defence and pathetically poor up front. No grit. No fight. No progress. Mediocrity beckons.

I reckon we've played 29 Premier League games in 2023 and we've won.........5 of them. And the five are Luton, Bournemouth, Leicester, Leeds and Palace. Shocking, truly shocking.

Well done Todd! You've turned us into a middle-of-the table team and now apparently found us a crap gambling company as our new shirt sponsor to match. Expect an avalanche of gambling adverts aimed at our fans to start any time soon. Guess the multi-nationals aren't much interested in associating themselves with twelfth place and no Champion League.

Welcome to Stamford Bridge Mr Pochettino. We'll be 100% behind you next season hopefully roaring our boys on to some memorable victories. Fitter players, coherent team selections, meaningful substitutions, a bit of excitement plus every player giving 100% is all we ask for. Let everyone have their little gloat, we'll ram it back down their throats when August comes around. Onward and upwards! Up the Blues!!

Every time I hear Frank give a post-match interview I'm struck by the anodyne cliches he always comes out with. He's just so uninspiring. When he arrived at the club 10 game ago, he said he had a few ideas about how to turn things around. Eight defeats later, he seems to have as much grip on reality as Boris Johnson. Frank is a rich man and he manages a team of multi-millionaires who earn more in a week then some supporters will earn in a lifetime. None of them neither know nor care about the pain they cause to loyal fans like us by their disgraceful performances this season. I'm seething with anger after last night's game. We are witnessing the disintegration of our once-great club before our very eyes. It's hard to over estimate the mess we're in. God help us on Sunday. Lap of honour? Don't even think about it.

Any chance he'll get conscripted into the Ukranian army? I think they need him more than we do.