Gordon Bennett

Gooseberry-Fool looks like an Australian convict with that stupid f**king hair style.

Shins out, toes in. Clues in the name.

World class finish from Nkunku. Should be starti... Oh hang on.

If he gets a toe it's in.

Great defending by Tosin as the last man.

Gotta listen to these f**king commentators say goo-yoo instead of gwi-yoo. How can they be so inept at their job as to not know a players name?

The only way Nkunku fits in is if you play him at left wing and Chilly at left back. When we attack Chilly would play wing and Nkunku 10. Otherwise, in Prem matches, he's bench fodder.

Absolutely agree. You can tell when it's intentional and when it's clumsy. That one was obviously intentional and should have been a clear red card.

Chilly could be decent as the FB who goes into the 10 position like how Gusto has done. Tell you what though - imagine Marcos Alonso in that role - LB to the 10 - perfect for him - he'd have gotten 20 goals a season!

Gave it to Fernandez because overall I thought he was very good in many ways, plus scored a goal. Got to agree with you though - that goal from Jackson was pure quality in every aspect and he deserves all the plaudits for that.

Praise where it's due - he looked good in a back 3 against a 37 year old lone striker.

Steve Cooper really is a bog-eyed c**t

Biggest compliment I can pay to Badiashile is that I forgot he was playing

YESSSSSS! Enzo you beauty, been excellent today.

Fernandes sh*t effort, although he's been good today. Madueke needs to vary things and stop cutting inside.

Ahhhh Great play Jacko, Noni should have done better

Cucurella that's terrible, should not be offside there

Oliver Skipps barnet. f**king hell.

Strength and skill. Brilliant finish too. Great goal Jacko!

f**king get in Nico! Haters gonna hate. Wacko gonna score.

Still a kid to me 🤣

Time to start learning Arabic buddy!

This kid's been anonymous every time he's play up front for us in the Prem, and he's nowhere near as good as Palmer so won't be playing the second striker role. Kid seems to need the team built around him but he won't get that here. If somebody comes in with £70m+ we get rid.

Everyone involved in our goalkeeper recruitment strategy thus far should be sacked on the spot.

Isn't his name pronounced "Quim" or something like that? Either way he can't be as big a c*nt as Sanchez.