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drool winner

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  1. It's called doxxing, he's grabbed your IP and routed it to your address. He was trying to attempt to get one over me within my first ten posts on this website when I'd referred to nothing personal about myself nor had it indicated on my profile. They're an extremely weird creep. Probably banned from a playground or two. They should be lucky I consider them on the level of gnat. Not worth anything beyond my words because I'm extremely well connected with influential and dangerous people. I could have that user "chinged" as the kids say before that corpulent user could finish chowing through his fifth bag of doritos of the day and spreading more pollution on the interwebs. If you feel offended though or creeped out by their actions, let me know and i'll make a #bosscall.
  2. I'm not from Canada. That poster is a chronically online & mentally unwell schizo that will say anything to get one up in a virtual battlefield. His war is defending his reputation on theshedend dot come. Scary individual.
  3. As long as it Simons AND Garnacho, I can stomach it. No Simons and I riot. I know Winstanley personally and I'll be allowing him in on my displeasure first hand with a sternly written haiku folded origami style.
  4. Nothing escalated, because the threat of legal action was enough to encourage Chelsea to back off on their own merit, like what typically occurs there. All Palace cared for was retaining Olise for an extra season, they upped his contract and added in a release clause and went on their merry way.
  5. I respect your response and you were very respectful about it. Mount is a decent squad player, but being our B2B POTS was just unwarranted. Especially that second one which was stolen from one of our defenders. The thing is, before Mount was sold, you couldn't convince a large sect of Chelsea fans that he was actually not the player we needed him to be and was rather poor in the attacking third. Brilliant presser and had some technical pop in tight spaces but at the end of the day, Mount had 9 open play assists in his Chelsea career. This is spanning 100+ starts. Palmer had 11 open play assists in 2023/24 alone. Mount connected on 22 through ball in four seasons at Chelsea. Palmer had 27 in his debut season alone. The fact that he was getting propped up as our starboy were for reasons that stretched beyond his ability on the pitch. He was propa Chels and a fantastic boy in the community, he had that connection with Lampard and helped steer the ship that season with the transfer ban - but his hype went way too far and I blame more than just the injuries for why he's failed to kick on at United. I think it's the same thing with Chalobah, even more-so. Mount had more natural talent than Chalobah or Gallagher. Reece, CHO and RLC were a cut above. Reece fulfilled his potential, I think he's one of the greatest of all time at that position based on peak and pure attribute. Shut down ever single top LWer and was incredible going forward. CHO and RLC suffered career altering injury. Chelsea is a supermassive institution and the bar for a banner and adoration at this club IMO is a level greater than what Mount or Chalobah reached and I truly believe he can be upgrade on. It's not that I have some sort of personal vendetta against the guy chasing his dream. If he stays as a squad player or even improves, fair play to him. I'm not omniscient or claim to be some sort of oracle on football. If he bounces out though like Mount and Gallagher before him, I don't think we'll notice barring we get the right player in to replace him.
  6. Between Liverpool, Arsenal and United for me. Voted Liverpool. Scum club.
  7. This is called the fallacy of unwarranted assumption. Nothing about your post is backed by any sort of objective merit. Also blocking me = I win. You're the second poster I've tapped out due to the strength of my metaphorical cranial orchestra. One less nagging presence making bad faith rebuttals in my notifications and attempting to dox me. Good riddance!
  8. I'll give you Willian, but woof. Drawing parallels between Ramires and Oscar with Mount and Gallagher should be a banneble offense. You're exposing yourself. We still had far better attacking options back then. Hazard >= Palmer Torres & Washed Eto'o > Jackson & Nkunku Oscar > Madueke Willian <= Neto Schürrle & Ba > George & Sancho Our attack was abysmal this season and there was a massive lack of quality all season long. I do agree with you that Big Chances can be fugazi and statpadded by set pieces, but we were dominant in attacking metrics across the board whether that be Big Chances, Chances Created, Shots on target. We were top two. In terms of Cole Palmer he was also top two for essentially every creative metric. 2nd for chances created. 2nd for big chances IDENTICAL expected assists as Salah, but 10 less real assists. He had no help. The system created chances but was lacking dire quality. I feel like it's harsh to blame the manager for this. He's turned us from our worst ever PL defensive season under Pochettino to a top three defensive record in the league, and he's created a system that appears to be working in terms of expected stats and chance creation. The next phase to elevate this unit would be simply an increase of talent at his disposal. That's where hopefully Xavi Simons and Joao Pedro come in. I'm bullish on Gittens and liked what I've seen from Neto as the season has gone on.
  9. I'm not sure if you're a moderator or what your role is on this forum, but you quite leveraged information you've gathered from a position of power to attempt to "gotcha" me yesterday because my posts got you in your feelings. Doxing is a lot more serious than calling Chalobah Jehovah especially since it's self proclaimed. He goes by Jehovah, or Jehovah's son. What you tried to do quite literally borders on harassment, intimidation & threats but I ignored it because I don't take you seriously. Meanwhile you went a step further today to brand me as a racist. You're completely unhinged. I tried to change some details on my profile and saw that you've visited quite a number of times as well. Seek help and leave me alone. We're here to talk football and I'm not into you romantically. You're the Chalobah of internet pests.
  10. I like Andrey and have liked him since his first pre-season tour with us in the US under Poch and he's developed brilliantly, I just think he's a tad bit overrated by our fanbase. I know his sofascore rating streak was out of this world and his microstats were only matched by Vitinha and Neves in L1. He's also done fantastic for Brazil and at Vasco, but watching some Strasbourg last season I felt like he was a bit behind the way our fans spoke of him. I still think Andrey is absolutely Chelsea standard, but I rate Lesley just as high and that isn't slander. Both are super prospects for their age, just taken different paths. My main issue is Essugo, who was alright at Las Palmas but it feels slightly Amougou-ish heading into this upcoming season. I don't think Maresca will trust him at all to play serious minutes and he's very green. Lesley should be here instead.
  11. Spamming Maresca prop in this thread. It shouldn't be a crime or be made to feel wrong to support your manager and wish the best for him. Instead we should be alienating the freaks that booed him 30 mins into MD1. Laughed at and mocked him as a “championship manager” and actively challenged his football in the grounds. Meanwhile he secured UCL football with only Tuchel in 21/22 achieving more points in the last 6 seasons. Til the end gaffer.
  12. Look at the state of these fans. Players deathly terrified of what's supposed to be representing them in the stands. Chalobah and Sanchez playing erratically and with zero confidence. Remember when Caicedo said he enjoyed playing away from Stamford Bridge more than playing at home? Should never be the case. Would we have won the CWC with this atmosphere and support? Majority of our fans would prefer to bully their manager and players instead of rallying behind them and being the 12th man on the pitch. Worst atmosphere in the league bar none.
  13. You're quite literally representing Mudryk 😂
  14. Not really all that weird. What's weird was you attempting to dox me earlier, actually multiple times. Pot + kettle as they say. Maybe take after the self proclaimed Jehovah and take the path of least resistance.
  15. Defending the gaffer at this club = a crime to dinosaur individuals who consider themselves lovers of Chelsea. You are toxic. Such backwards logic and I'm glad Clearlake has made you uncomfortable. It's a new era, and what little relevancy you believed you had has been full muted. Be a good fan and do what little is required of you and back your manager or your players even when it's uncomfortable. That's what it means to be a proper fan.
  16. I love me some Reece James, my captain that I'd take a bullet for. I love Levi Colwill. I love Josh Acheampong. I LOVED Lewis Hall. I loved Mount until 21-22, I never could understand the Gallagher infatuation or the Chalobah infatuation, or god forbid, the Alfie Gilchrist infatuation... Anyways, I don't want to pollute this thread more than I already have. I accept that my position on Chalobah is of the minority and I respect rooting for one of Cobham's very own to thrive and succeed at this club as it's a good story. I just believe we can do (far) better and I'll be rooting for that from my own corner.
  17. I love Murillo to death but neither he nor Milenkovic are better than Saliba. I suggest you watch him play more often, he's brilliant on the ball but a phenom in defensive situations. So fast and strong and tall with freakish anticipation and reading of the game. I'm not the only one obsessed with him, Madrid have been courting him for years now. @ me when Chalobah gets a (reputable) link to Madrid and I'll do more than just delete my account. I'll perform the act of seppuku.
  18. Look Mount was fantastic up until the UCL win, but he was poor in 21-22 and still won POTS over a much more deserving Silva or Rudiger and was also shoved down our throats as our star man instead of rightfully getting questioned for his lack of quality that season. I truly believe Mount being our creative focal point was one of the biggest reasons Lukaku, Havertz and many others immediately flopped with the revolving door of #9s at the club. His lack of eye for a through ball or clever pass and weight of pass was truly appalling. At the end of the day, these sorts of players can exist as squad players at big clubs. If that was the expectation for Mount or Gallagher or Chalobah, then who could complain really? But I was having to see Chelsea fans say Mount > Foden, when they aren't in the same bracket of talent. I was seeing "Gallagher is our best player" last season to put down the big money flops in Caicedo and Enzo last season which was pretty disheartening. And now the conversation is happening with Chalobah after a good performance against PSG, which nobody can take away from him. He deserves his plaudits for that game, but it's one game. I do find it funny how NONE of the players that were hyped up have done anything since leaving and it's because naturally they've found a more fitting place within the lineup of their new club. Gallagher is already out of the plans at Atleti, no injuries. I think when it comes to Chalobah he's just run-of-the-mill and it shouldn't be a crime to opinionate that or to want a star CB at this club to partner Levi. We haven't challenged for the league in nearly a decade at this point and some of us would actually like to experience what that feels like again.
  19. You can't get away with parroting lazy narrative with me, sorry. We scored 73 goals in 14-15, the season where Mou famously called out the ever-lack of atmosphere at Stamford Hut. We created 73 xG this season and suffered a ~9 goal under performance. This is due to having Cole Palmer and nothing else as opposed to peak performing Costa / Hazard / Fabregas + Oscar & Ramires & Willian as attacking depth. Maresca would have actually created far more with that at his disposal considering he essentially matched the creative output with vastly inferior attacking talent at his disposal. We were second for big chances created in the entire league, and second for shots. A lot of you are quite literally trapped in a matrix where you've been forced to believe that control = boring = negative when this past season was not only our most consistently attacking but also defensively limiting football since peak Tuchel and with the youngest squad in EPL history. When the goals stopped coming reliably Maresca flipped how we approached games and 1-0'd us in the UCL without having to revert to petty tricks like that amateur Pochettino building his entire set-up around a no skilled dog like Gallagher and constantly subbing out attackers for defenders to attempt hold on for leads at the 75' mark because his understanding of the game was that defenders on the pitch = more defensive solidity as opposed to the genius savant Maresca who superiorly understood that CONTROL = suffocation and tactical submission for the opponent. It's just humiliating attempting to even defend the atmosphere at SB, historically a library. Zero chants, zero culture, zero songs besides the classic CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA or "we hate totnum" But it's easier to blame a first year manager and groan at your own players because it's feigns the appearance of standard when it actually reveals a lack of class and culture within the club. But you're going to learn to love Maresca because he's Clearlake's guy and he isn't going anywhere for the foreseeable future.
  20. If it were a game of limbo, the bar for wit on this forum would be rivaling the standards for Mr Jehovah at the club.
  21. He's just not very good and I strongly dislike players that aren't very good getting spoken about as if they're saviours. Especially, and this fanbase is very guilty of it, when the arguments for defending this specific crop of player (Mount / Gallagher / Chalobah) hangs its hat on “leadership“ or, "playing for the badge” or, “getting it” because the usage of these devices allow an amount of importance that their ability cannot justify. If you're propping up Chalobah to heights where you're leveraging him against modern era defining talents at the position like Saliba, or even god-forbid VVD, then you're an enemy of this club and an enemy of progress.
  22. Didn't Delap send Jehovah back to his monastery to beg for forgiveness? If we're playing the mistake game I promise you I have more clips of "Trev" than you can find of Saliba.
  23. He's very comfortable in the first phase, press resistant and has some untapped final third attributes. He also has huge physical upside. I think people forget he's only 21 years of age and was putting up famed performances against PSG in the league as a teen. Was pretty much considered a generational talent coming out of the Rennes academy and was viewed as France's future six from a young age He also had good performances last season in the league in a dysfunctional Southampton side. Not that he's a finished article by any means, but his talent level is rare and I think it'd be a mistake to not prioritise his development for dime a dozen player like Essugo and hot take Andrey Santos who, while still a good talent, is a diet diet diet Caicedo at best.
  24. Yea I think the project would actually fundamentally be against a big money signing for a player like Wharton or Baleba, more than likely they'd rather attempt to find their own version of that player and nurture them through Strasbourg hence Santos, Oyedele, Amougou etc.
  25. I love this player to death. 1 of 1 archetype, but if he goes through another season of inconsistent health, I'd be looking at a replacement, just because we've seen how dominant the Lavia + Caicedo dynamic can be. Eyes on Adam Wharton or Carlos Baleba for the summer of 2026. Just can't keep going into seasons relying on a cavalry of broken men.
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