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WHAT DO YOU f**kING MEAN 'PEDRO NETO TO TAKE THE FREE KICK'????

Quality dive from Palmer

Pure sex from Gusto though, kudos to him. That miss was so bad I assumed it was Delap at first

MOTHER f**k

Genuinely couldn't tell whether it was Stevie Warnock, McManaman or Me

Man Utd are losing

João Pedro MOTM for that tap on the wrist

Can't believe Rosenior subbed Fernández off on the hour, f**king amateur sh*t

That was a cross, he'll pretend it was a shot

Personally I still haven't forgiven Daniel James for that 4-0 against Man Utd under Super Frank seven years ago and so am glad his career has stalled. Come on boys, relegate these c**ts

Haha that was definitely a shot from Palmer

Well that's reactionary

I'm far too old to pick fights on the internet defend the virtuous these days. Also I'm sure I heard the commentator call the Scouse co-commentator 'Steve' - reckon Stevie Me is plumbing the depths of TNT Sports 4 or is it Stephen Warnock?

They're going to use this as an excuse to never play Acheampong ever again aren't they?

Neto's been on for twenty seconds and look what happens. Caicedo has improbably won that tackle and saved our hides enough times in the past that I think he should be forgiven.

Good beer is at its best at cellar temperature. Our bar steward children over the pond insisting on ice cold beer (to cover its poor or absent flavour) is one of the reasons their culture never advanced beyond Cole Porter.

Get the f**k in Palmer looks awfully pleased with that for someone who's written off his Chelsea career

Mosquera-esque idiocy there, clear penalty. What was the point? The best he could have done there was win a corner or take a low-percentage lash at goal

That was a f**king brilliant move. Santos + Palmer + Estêvão again, a potentially lethal partnership.

I always knew you had the smell of wisdom about you brother

@Mod Can you bring in a shocked face reaction emoticon please?

Given the opposition I am quite happy to let the venom do its thing

Thank you commentator for reminding me of our 7-0 destruction of Norwich under Tuchel, a.k.a. 'the Hudson-Odoi game'.

There are genuine fat ginger girls who have failed to make me as erect as that pass from Santos