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A terrible night for the Germanic mentality. Protestantism may never recover from this. The United States is surely crumbling into the ocean as we speak.

A historic bottling. Tuchel in ruins.

Hope this World Cup leads to Fernández becoming a pantomime villain in the Premier League, he’s such a prick

Sam Neill appeared in a miniseries of Kane and Abel so I can only conclude that @dermott is Jeffrey Archer

Do tell!

That was f**king sh*t and a stupid decision from Mbappé, f**kfaceitis rules and Yamal will surely catch it now

Maybe Koné, I've rolled a Koné or two with a Lacroix

There's a Rizla paper between Lacroix and Badiashile

Does rather put Cape Verde's achievement into context. Spain are making France look like amateurs. Bring on Kanté you prick

More movement. Simple as. For f**k's sake

Can we add 'excessive superlative'? I love McCoist though, he's worth ten of Dixon and Sam Whatsthematterface

Ally McCoist is su-perb He really is

sh*t, forgot it was Bastille Day. Better bite into an onion as if it were an apple

Wow, Santos and Tielemans? Man Utd are really targeting their problem position. With that idiot Maresca at Man City and Arsenal not really being that good they might win the league.

f**kers, that's a great signing. Meanwhile, the profound emotional intelligence of Graham Potter: https://www.fourfourtwo.com/person/player/graham-potter-got-rid-of-all-the-leaders-at-west-ham-then-complained-about-it-how-does-that-make-any-sense-michail-antonio-opens-up-on-his-post-accident-west-ham-rejection

I would question Madueke as the out ball though, doesn’t Tuchel have people for that? To prevent his terrible personnel decisions.

This is the Tucheliest sh*t I’ve ever seen. Tuchel is dragging our tinpot country to a World Cup by basically making it impossible that we lose. As he ever did. Hero (Herr-o?)

The connections between the Express and Diana being drawn even then

Why is that Belgium fan holding his missus by the hair?

And Africa go out with a whimper. Disappointed by that; while I thought France would win, I hoped Morocco would give them more of a scare. Va va voom

The France vs Tuchel's England final is going to be f**king brilliant. It'll be terrible, but whichever moment of brilliance decides it will have to be spectacular.

Yet another crap decision by the sporting directors.

My mum said the same. Come to think of it I did always wonder why she said I was born with a set of rosary beads in my hand

Paul Scharner was his level

Neves took it off the keeper's head, he would have scored that