PloKoon13

KEEPER IN THE BOX

Portugal's depth is mental, it's a shame they insist on starting the sh*t players. I want Spain to win to set up what will surely be the game of the tournament in the semis against France.

Born in Vienna and too elegant for the modern day, he's the waltz personified. Also you all forgot the next Zidane:

Giovanni Infantino is everything Donald Trump likes in a person: Bald - like the fannies of his preferred sexual partners Fraud - like his favourite activity other than raping children c**t - as in 'grab them by the...'

I do quite enjoy that despite Trump having his opponents, his allies, the legislature and judiciary of the United States, as well as all of the world's medium-to-large military powers scared sh*tless and willing to do whatever he wants, he is that insecure that he pisses his influence away on penny-ante sh*t like this. But yes, allez les Diables Rouges.

Selling Santos to Man Utd to fill a position in which they've had major issues since Michael Carrick played would be unfathomably stupid. I therefore assume it will happen.

That was the peak of our existence really.

Quality sh*t-eating grin from Salah after his Panenka, 10/10

Wesley Fofana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1_7R_3cXA

He's a pompous pseud and I wish him nothing but failure.

Should have a word with Klopp and spend a few quid on his hair

Hahaha that’s what happens when you make a gormless Tottenham player your captain. Bring on Tammy Abraham. Rice and Rashford are having a nightmare. Saka will sort it, don’t worry.

If @moi were here I'm sure she would scold you both for the Americanism and would point out that it is in fact '1st July' or 'the first of July'.

Didn't realise that the age of consent in Italy is 18. Update: Ignore that, AI was wrong as usual:

For f**k's sake

Hilarious shoot-out. Congratulations/commiserations @Valerie

I will particularly enjoy the sight of him in the centre circle very slowly hitting balls out wide to Matheus Nunes.

"I want to play for the one manager so tunnel-visioned that he exclusively plays me in a role I am incapable of playing well rather than utilising any of my strengths."

I'm sure South Africans want to be reminded of the 'Summer of 69'. Can British commentators also please stop referring to counter-attacks as 'breakaways' please? It sounds like a f**king chocolate bar.

BREAKING: Ruby Wax declares her love for Granit Xhaka

No thanks

Another objectively incorrect decision by VAR to rob Colombia of the win. I suppose this is what justice looks like in Florida. May the President swim in underage trim forever. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

That's onside. Well-deserved, Portugal have been f**king sh*te. So much dead weight (in particular the manager)

Cronaldo, Neto, and Félix must be the least likeable and less pressing-y front three I've ever seen. Martínez f**king sucks. Also Lucas Leiva has an evil pasty Draco Malfoy vibe. Forgot how much I disliked him as a player. Maybe he never got a tan in Mascherano's shadow.

Just saw him sneaking out of the hotel with a towel