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Great news for BlueCo, turns out there's money available for this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/26/man-worlds-smallest-penis-fundraiser-enlargement-surgery

Is the guy on his left his brother? They look very similar, right down to the matching eyebrows.

Oscar Bobbins

Speaking of three fingers... Surely this is the point at which Norway realise they can't keep giving Dembélé space outside the box when he has the ball on his left?

Senegal are 1-0 up, which removes one of the three fingers Scotland have gripping onto this tournament.

Are Norway throwing this so they don't have to play Graham Potter's Sweden in the first knockout round?

Was never half the keeper that Petr Cech was

Also, Nicolas Pépé? Leroy Sané? What is this, 2017?

Finally Ecuador score a f**king goal, a brilliant one too. I'm never using the phrase 'dark horses' again.

Interview with Lollichon. Talks at length about his relationship with Cech, talks about how big an idiot Sarri is: (Edit: the interview is in two parts, the first link uses a paywall bypass; the second has a one-use unlock code in the URL. If the unlock code doesn't work, stick the link in the paywall bypass). smry.aiArticle from nytimes.comRead this article from nytimes.com with smryhttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7386628/2026/06/25/chelsea-cech-mendy-kepa-penders-lollichon-interview/?source=emp_shared_article&unlocked_article_code=1.s1A.WSM8.N9STJt7JZIg-

(Forgive the source) Both and neither are correct: https://www.foxsports.com/stories/soccer/john-obi-mikel-officially-changes-his-name-and-now-were-all-confused

More teams should hire our sh*te former managers. Do Graham Potter next.

The missing winger that Richards and Rooney are describing is Raheem Sterling. Funny stuff.

I would love to compliment Tuchel on his 'constant criticism' approach of man management towards Jude Bellingham. It's clearly working and it may just contain an outbreak of f**kfaceitis that even Ancelotti was powerless to quell. Unfortunately, I know that it would be a lie. It's just because he's not Ruben Loftus-Cheek:

Nice of them to haul out Jerry Rawlings' corpse for the game, plus he gets to sit next to our very own gormless wonder JT. I suppose the USA have experience of their heads of state having somewhat cadaverous qualities.

A rare swell of nationalistic pride as the England fans boo the rapist Thomas Partey as he walks past the crowd. It shrivels back up as the players sing a song hailing our paedophilic royal family.

Keep quiet everyone, this may lead to Erling Haaland being available for transfer

Cronaldo should just come out already

And another apparently:

Happy birthday to two Chelsea legends:

It was much like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsqTG6VxyI

Great second half, England the better team by miles.

Not to jump the gun or anything, but I can't wait to see Thomas Tuchel accept his knighthood.

Wahey, Reece in midfield and Kovačić hitting daisy-cutters from outside the box. It's like we never left home.

Tuchel definitely got a bag at half-time