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Well those are two words you usually don't see in the same sentence. Jorginho had no trace of athleticism, not a single strand within his DNA.

Bloody hell, you must be serious!

We should definitely use the Sunderland game to put Delap in the shop window. Thankfully for us that means not playing him.

Each pass more underhit than the last. Mikel was twice the player.

He was brilliant and comfortably our best player in the first half of the season.

Clarke Peters (a.k.a. Lester Freamon from the Wire) is hosting a series about the life of Miles Davis: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002wsj8

Meh, they're no different from any other fanbase really. I think many of us err by mistaking internet people for real people. They have perhaps been uninspiring, but less so than the rest of the league (and the clubs in Europe come to think of it). I'm reminded of when the roles were reversed and Arsenal fans were dismissing our achievements because we 'didn't play proper football', 'kicked opponents off the pitch' (etc.) These sour grapes are as old as time.

And as the miasma dissipates from this fetid season... we still do the double over Tottenham. Take your pick. And laugh and laugh.

Quite enjoy watching Essugo, he's like a whirling dervish

That's the best through ball Garnacho has played in his life. Tottenham probably is about his level come to think of it

He's lucky that's not a red. Delap is a complete f**king liability. Haul him off now and tell him never to come back to the training ground, the useless f**king sack of sh*t

Give that set piece coach a pay rise

Correct decision there from Palmer who, seeing that Delap was the player ahead, sensibly decided to recycle the ball.

Taking off Acheampong like a coward

First time we've scored twice in one game in the league since 4th March. We sure we want Tottenham to go down?

Haw haw haw

Maybe if we had any sort of outlet up top we could hoof the ball away with some sort of purpose in mind...

I think he plays for Monaco now

f**k off Boehly you fat worthless scalping c**t, get the f**k off my screen

Palmer confounds appearances by revealing he knows how to tie his shoelaces

The talentless c**t can write a dull, derivative song about it I'm sure

Fofana channelling @just there

Paul Robinson with a late contender for 'worst opinion of the season'

They do have the bizarre common achievement of a goal contribution against Barcelona in their (I can only hope) one season for Chelsea.

A rare moment of very basic competence from Delap (holding up the ball without fouling the opposition player)... then the shot