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Emery's record in the Europa League is remarkable, this is his sixth final. He's Radamel Falcao in manager form. Does anyone know if anyone has ever beaten him in a Europa League Final? Never mind, found it:

Dunno if you're that way inclined, but Sporcle quizzes are quite handy too. Bayern having the can-can music as their goal music is further demonstration that Germans have no taste whatsoever. (Further demonstrated if you see how the bulk of the home fans are dressed).

Haha WhoScored counted that Jackson dink as a shot

Davitashvili

The trick is to just memorise it early on. At least there's some Anglophone phonetic sense to Kvaratshkelia; remember Szczesny? Kompany bottled this the moment he decided not to bring Jackson on.

God, this is actually worse, isn't it? f**king pathetic. Pathological ineptitude. Awful, awful people with no redeeming qualities. It's a failing on a societal level that we've empowered utter c**ts like this.

Could he possibly get it on tick?

Can’t believe Man City signed Guéhi when they could have had Chalobah

Interestingly this BBC article I read this morning suggests we wouldn't be, but I haven't found it backed up elsewhere. One of the precedents cited here (the Suárez case) suggests we may be able to sue Mudryk for the amortised transfer fee. (Someone more literate in legal/capitalist matters may want to double-check this). Claiming for the cost of replacing the player feels more frivolous than claiming for the cost specifically incurred in signing the player in the first place.

He's Paul Jewell's son (the former Wigan/Derby manager). My recollection was that he once got in trouble for shagging his secretary on a photocopier at the staff Christmas party (although it seems that he has since sued the story out of existence). That said, the only 'evidence' I can find now suggests that he actually filmed himself having a one-hour bondage session with an anonymous blonde woman which ended with him finishing with (in?) her on the bonnet of his Mercedes (which is arguably even funnier but less tinpot). The dates don't match up at all (decades out) but it's that funny that I've been telling people it's true anyway. f**k anyone associated with BlueCo.

You can hardly expect a man who was conceived when his father shagged his secretary on a photocopier to have a particularly strong sense of loyalty.

Nice of us to do our bit to get Tottenham relegated. Otherwise the latest nadir in our ongoing disgrace. f**k off BlueCo, you are worthless. Take your pick.

Bit of an insipid boo that, I suppose that's the issue with everyone leaving early.

Sam Jewell isn't a director, he's head of recruitment, and the answer is presumably because they know each other from Brighton.

How the f**k has João Pedro played 50 games for the club? It's not even the end of his first season. There's your problem right there.

Hahaha what a way to break our duck, get in Pedro

That's all @BlueBeard had to hand to use as a condom

"You will be playing the Acheampong role"

Wasn't a fantasy for @BlueBeard

Hey Delap did a thing

Weren't you advocating for us to sign Awoniyi a couple of years ago? If so I think you have been vindicated (particularly when compared to our current #9)

Liam Delap is such a gormless chud, hope Ipswich buy him back.

Really doing the Lord's work you nerdy c**ts, sucking the last remaining drops of joy out of this dessicated sport

If Forest's third was onside then so was that

Eghbali?