PloKoon13

I'm proud of the forum; not one of us had the poor taste to make a 'hope that knocks some sense into Sánchez' joke

Does anyone know whether both sides have used their concussion sub in a Premier League game before? This could feasibly be a record.

Apart from Ramires who was nothing but mobility. Didn't learn how to kick a ball until that spring.

Yeah that's the big fear. Losing at home to Tottenham (for the second time in my entire life - I was at the first) which then keeps them up. At that point I would be in favour of inflicting physical injury on the ownership.

How the f**k was that given?

Holy sh*t, a defender who can pass the ball

So did Bakwa as it turns out

In happier news

Say, didn't Sels play for Strasbourg?

Good save to be fair

Good lad Derry, putting his body on the line for the cause. (Hope he's alright, I've been concussed before and it's f**king horrible)

He might be the only one who's match fit

Judging by the level of animation in those hand gestures, Roberto Martinez is auditioning to be the next Italy manager.

Can't really imagine Lavia scoring a goal

What the f**k was that throw-in?

2-0 down at home in 15 minutes to 16th-placed Forest's B team may be a new low. Although I'm not sure I'll ever forget that first half against Brighton. Maybe we're just really keen to relegate Tottenham?

Bit silly, is that not denial of a goalscoring opportunity as well?

Is the 'Anthony Taylor, you're a w**ker' song coming from their fans or ours? Decent chance that, although I can't say I'm a huge fan of our in-possession strategy being 'give it to Enzo and hope he does something'

That was a masterclass of what not to do out of possession. Bravo.

Well yeah, if the alternative forward lineup on the table was Pedro, Ekitiké, Barcola, and Alvarez or something then we'd happily let Jackson go. The problem is that both Delap and Guiu are significantly worse than him, we apparently have no money, and the people hired to make the decisions have a history of signing worse players than the ones we already have (at a huge loss).

I would like to offer my personal thanks to Bayern and PSG for a game so entertaining that my missus (who is something of a nerd and has no interest in sports whatsoever outside of a vague willingness to watch F1) was genuinely thrilled. This bodes well for my future drinking and sports spectating.

I've had to learn to tolerate you lot and your terrible Jackson opinions, but I won't stand for this Tambo slander

If we were to appoint Iraola it would be a[nother] lesson to never listen to anything that comes out of the club or their appointed mouthpieces. "Anonymous source from inside the club: We're looking to appoint a total c**t to kick the living sh*t out of this insipid dressing room" "Chelsea are proud to appoint Andoni Iraola on a 57-year contract"

Leicester's is the opposite, I was a native within 36 hours

Alright for some. I'm Chels because of the 1994 FA Cup Final.