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The Garlic Walcott flatters to deceive as usual

Shut the f**k up Alan Shearer you tedious dullard Far from what I was thinking five seconds ago, Alan Shearer is quite right to praise Jackson over that f**kface Mbappé.

He knows what he wants He knows what he wants Thomas Tuchel He knows what he wants Can't call up some Man City w**ker to replace Livramento. Only Cobham can replace Cobham.

Getting thrashed by Graham Potter is grounds for an immediate sacking in my opinion. Big Trev may be hopping on a plane shortly: BBC SportEngland defender Tino Livramento could miss World Cup 202...England defender Tino Livramento could miss England's World Cup campaign after suffering a fresh injury on the eve of the Three Lions' tournament opener.

Can you make a sub during the hydration breaks or is it a parc fermé situation? If you can, that shouldn't really count as one of your substitution windows, right?

Haha Rommuhlooo scores with his first touch. Still needs a bit of grey in his beard to pull off that 'grizzled elder' look though

Watching Belgium just makes me sad now. Football is a sh*tter place without Eden Hazard.

I swear I've seen De Ketelaere play at wing-back or something in the past. A damning indictment of how Lukaku is rated nowadays.

If you can get paid for uncritically regurgitating BlueCo's moronic and flaccid propaganda then I'm starting a Twitter account called 'shyte'.

Undoing all the good work Lewis Hamilton put in today for the good name of 40-something (tetragenarian?) athletes

Oh sh*t

Nagelsmann's outfit for the game:

Nice, Emma Hayes and Juan Mata in the ITV studio. Haha they're playing Alan Parsons Project before the game, f**king nerds.

BREAKING: Thomas Partey named new US Attorney General.

Hahaha in what world is that a red card? f**king sh*te

Oddly it takes me to the Hugo Boss website

Surprised you didn't make a Leicester joke out of that. Pedro Neto would have been proud of that ball to Lyle Foster from South Africa's #20.

What are you drinking mate?

15 goal contributions in 19 games' worth of minutes (plus a further 8 in the Champions' League) is pretty good, yes.

Rashford has apparently played 492 senior career games, which is close enough to the fabled 500-game wall to put me off. He's an exceptional footballer though.

Good man, the Saudis deserve it. The best part was that the second yellow was a result of him trying to recover his own terrible pass backwards.

What a contribution. f**king moron: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jun/08/djed-spence-england-world-cup-broken-jaw

He's settled. Everything and nothing has indeed changed: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jun/08/lassana-diarra-settles-with-fifa-and-belgian-fa-after-landmark-transfer-case I assume this just means that FIFA have kicked the proverbial can down the road?

(From this Guardian article) "Not boring enough, do better." Tuchel clearly understands English heritage. We did, after all, sh*thouse our way to our one and only men's tournament win.

Haha what a name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellity_Lucky