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Nail. Head. Hell at least Ivan gets forward sometimes and sticks a cross in (which even get past the first man sometimes). Zouma can't cross the halfway line

More stories from his bio from earlier in the thread http://www.scmp.com/sport/soccer/article/1843394/nine-things-we-never-knew-about-chelsea-star-diego-costa

Snippets from a new biography of the great man: http://www.scmp.com/sport/soccer/article/1843394/nine-things-we-never-knew-about-chelsea-star-diego-costa

Stevie g winning it on his birthday today... Oh wait

who the f**k is ashley clements?

Are you off your head?! He has been injured much of this season and since Sherwood took over from that dour c**t Lambert, he's scoring better than a goal a game. I don't particularly want him either, but "one-season wonder" is just errant nonsense

Who the f**k are these twats saying "he needs a pre-season"? Did he not have a pre-season at Fiorentina? Did he come to us unfit, having played 24 games in Serie A? Let's face it, he's at top of his game, coming off a sh*t-hot World Cup - and he cannot cope with the Premier League. I forget the exact minute, 89 or something, but some Stoke orc absolutely raped him and he went down crying ... that doesn't cut it in this league son. So far, he's been utter garbage

Hazard is the Premier League's best player by a country mile, if he doesn't win the award it's an absolute travesty. It's actually pointless looking for a man of the match, because it's him every game, but in Betting Without Hazard, Willian has to take it today. We were better by a landslide - they had one shot on target and it was a f**king wonder goal. Yet the worry is, we never look like scoring many goals or burying teams - at 85 minutes it was fingernail-biting stuff. Cuadrado seems complete and utter garbage so far ... and Drogba is simply not up to it at this level. Costa is probably out for the season. If Remy gets injured, we're either completely f**ked or Solanke becomes a hero ...

Christ he was dreadful in the first half - had it not been for his goal he might have been for the hook at half-time again. Hopefully that boosts his confidence, need him back to his best for the run-in. Interesting stat from Jake Cohen on twitter Jake Cohen @JakeFCohen · 10h10 hours ago In Lampard's age 23 season, he had 7 PL goals + assists (5G 2A). In Oscar's age 23 season, he already has 11 PL goals + assists (4G 7A).