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FFS thats twice ive been done now by these c*nts on Twitter #bringbackteletext

I know, ridiculous isnt it With him and Shaw potentially signing its a Fifa player/Chelsea fans dream. Just need us to sign Victor Andrade and Marco Sau and I won't need to buy anyone on career mode

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/429030526502981634/photo/1

Courtois is very good already, is he as good as Cech right now? Nobody knows really but if he isn,t he's not too far behind. The fact that he's got potentially 10+ years ahead of him is a massive factor. I'd bring him back next year and let them compete for the #1 spot, then sell the other the following season

B*stards

bar stewards! What was wrong with Teletext?? #twitterissh*t

Working fine for me but I am on mobile. It's west hams official twitter

Looks like this is going through. Must mean we've got a striker coming in https://twitter.com/whufc_officiaI/status/427572113642643458

So it was a pen, missed that

How is this still 1-0?

Playing really well, schurrle and frank looking rusty but thats to be expected

Who?

Matic is a breath of fresh air, so comfortable on the ball

I hope he doesn't turn into a c*nt

35 assists and 20 goals last year, how the hell can we not make room for a player with that ability

As would I but I wouldnt expect any of the previous fans to wish me well if I went to their biggest rivals

Mata will get a pass because of the way he was when he was here, but for me that makes it worse. If Torres or De Bruyne, etc went to Utd I wouldnt be as fussed but for me its the same as if lamps or JT went there. You cant claim to love the club and the fans and then move to a rival club. Im not sure how people can wish him well in the future, he is very soon a team mate of camel face, granny shagger, home wrecker, etc. I dont wish ill on him and am very grateful for what he has done for Chelsea and the way he has conducted himself but theres a line drawn now and i couldnt care less if his career goes down hill from now on. Harsh? Yes, but wishing him success is wishing Utd success and I'm not going to do that

Apparently having his medical tomorrow now

Its you

How long is this helicopter taking to get to Carrington??

Rooney following Mata on Twitter sends Utd fans into w*nking frenzy https://twitter.com/search?q=rooney%20follows%20mata&src=typd

I know this is clutching at straws but last night he'd signed and now its gone quiet. Papers have removed stories. Is this a massive Jose wind up or is it a tactic to bring other teams out of the woodwork to make a last minute bid?

He's not even gone yet