Rafael Benitez

Sterling is similar to Michael Owen when he was 18. Light on his feet and pacey, minus the ability to take on a man or put the ball in the back of the net. The penny dropped when I was watching the QPR game yesterday, the kid is the new Shaun Wright-Phillips. Total sh*te.

Ah ok, I see the confusion. I was referring to what was written below it by that other fella, I would have deleted your comment but in all honesty I couldn't be arsed and I thought it was obvious who I was talking about. Anyway, I'd be happy to change my avatar. What would you suggest?

Yes, but let's just keep this between you and me. Ok?

I get your point, and to be fair the username was more to do with the fact I bum Rafa (not literally) and the avatar just seemed the next logical step. I'll change it to something less contentious, like a close up of just how far Garcia put the ball over the line! Nah, in all seriousness I don't want to come on here and make it sh*te or any less enjoyable for anyone, initially it was just out of curiosity and then chipped in on a few conversations. If I've outstayed my welcome, I'm more than happy to say farewell and bow out.

Tommy, just seen this... It was dn997's I was referring too. Hahahaha, wondered where the f**k that PM come from!!

Thank you, Sir. Always nice to be appreciated. Yes, I am a Liverpool fan...just not one of those blinded, "everything is rosy, we're going to make the Champions League, we're better than you and Rodgers in the king" type nobheads that fill Anfield these days. As for the insults, it's more facchhts than anything else. What is possibly good to say about Liverpool right now?! "The manager has improved us?" Nope, he's made us worse. "The young players are promising?!" - Nope, Sterling, Shelvey, Henderson, Allen etc etc are all totally overrated and completely sh*te. "We have great owners who will take us back to the stratosphere?!" Nope, we have some clueless American mong who hasn't got a pot to piss it and watches his wife get f**ked in the Hope Street Hotel (you can quote me on that one). So, all in all there isn't much good to say, so please forgive the negativity, who knows maybe things will change. With a bit of luck I'll be sat here in June, we'll have Rafa back after he's done the quadruple with you lot, you can have Mourinho, Di Matteo or whoever takes your fancy, Brendan Rodgers can go back to coaching your Under 9's (but watch out, the c**t will probably try touch them) and we'll bid each other a fond farewell and go back to throwing every insult under the sun at each other at the next encounter.

Firstly, it's not my intention to wind anyone up, it serves no purpose. Secondly, if I was going to, do you not think I'd either be a little bit more imaginative and spend my time spouting the usual sh*te about no history, 5 European Cups, your Captain's mother and our vice-captain's (spits) father blah blah blah?! I came on here out of curiosity to see what you thought of Rafa, chipped in a few points about him, your team and that I wished Rafa (and as a result, Chelsea) well this coming season. I'm not arsed if you hate him, I couldn't give a f**k if you spend the next 5 months calling him every c**t under the sun, that's your call. I've never once tried to convince any of you to like him, love him or do anything other than hate him. In fact, I totally understand why you hate him and respect you lot for having the balls to be that vocal about it. Shame our lot took 6 months to do it under Hodgson, but we're all about "respect" you see...when it suits anyway. As for being a Liverpool fan, well imagine someone coming in and stripping Chelsea of everything that you identify with being Chelsea...then see how loyal you are to an entity that you don't recognise. Maybe then, if it happens, you'll understand the level of hate.

Unfortunately, the kid left the scallops in the pan for as long as it takes to cook fish fingers.

Now you've won the Champions League you can look forward to welcoming new fans like this soft c**t. They'll ignore your history, belittle your traditions and try and claim your club as their own, all whilst backing poor players, totally incompetent managers and screaming their uneducated opinions at any given opportunity. Such is modern day football. May I take this opportunity, on behalf of real football fans, Liverpool and Chelsea alike, to say to you and all your type...f**k OFF!!

I can see what you've tried to achieve here, a sea of metaphors and similes in order express your distaste for Rafa, but really...couldn't you have just called him a fat Spanish c**t and saved us all the pain of reading that?!

You've got a point, I do have a considerable amount of anger and hate for what's happening at Liverpool at present, and for the last 3 years for that matter. and... I'm on here because of that man in my picture, simple really. I want him to win every trophy he's involved in this season, and if that means Chelsea winning the quadruple then that's fine by me. Hope that's answered your query and you feel better now you've got it off your chest.

I'll be happy to do this ahead of Chelsea's visit to Anfield in April. I'll apologise in advance for the amount of times I refer to Rodgers, Pascoe, Gerrard, Carragher or that overrated little twat Raheem Sterling as c**ts!

Hahahaha! Davey's Diatribe displaying echoes of 'Rafa's Rant'...Davey's cracking up!!

I'll give you every inch you want on the latter debate, you can quote Gerrard's heroics, hollywood balls and inspirational performances all you like...Lampard's record is superior, in fact for a midfielder it's nigh on ridiculous the amount of goals he's scored over the past 10 years, nevermind the number of assists. Sure, my view if possibly warped by the fact that I think Gerrard is a complete c**t who hounded out the manager you've now got in favour of Hodgson and now this fat headed nobhead. "English is best and don't you forget it, eh?" He cost himself any chance of a league title by a) Not going to Chelsea when he should have and b) Conspiring with the other "true Scouser" Carragher to oust Rafa from the club. I'm made up he'll end his career without a league title, and I hope it wrankles with him every day of his life, which it will because the lad is a certifiable fruit loop. On the Torres/Drogba debate I would say that both of them at their best are unplayable. Having watched more of Torres than Drogba I'm inclined ot say that Nando just shades in on top form, but in reality Drogba delivered year after year so on that basis is the better striker. As Rafa says, it's all about the Facchhts...which you just can't argue with!!

At his height, he easily the best in the league. I know we'll both see Drogba and Torres in the same light, however in my eyes Nando did things that seemed impossible. If he gets to 90% of what he was then he'll be the best striker in what is a very poor league.

When he's on form he's a delight to watch, one of those special players that transcends rivalry and transcends football, in short I want Nando to be back to his best and smashing them in. It's not far off from happening, the last few weeks he looks similar to how he did when he was coming back from injury at Liverpool...it always took a month or so. Funny you should call us 'rival fans' though, you wouldn't believe the number of lifelong/die hard Liverpool fans who are actively rooting for Chelsea to do well whilst showing complete apathy for the shambles at Anfield, and I put myself very firmly into that category.

He's definitely worth another 2 years, not sure what the reluctance is from Roman et al. Put that in stark contrast to that sh*t stirring little gobsh*te playing at the heart of the Liverpool midfield, who has been consistently sh*te for the past 2 years and is now being rewarded with a new contract - sickening!!

It's slowly clicking with Nando, you can see the pieces manoeuvring into position, little things he's doing or attempting. Sure, he's not all the way there but let's say he's somewhere between 70 - 80% as it stands. The difference with Torres is that the 20% between 80% & 100% is what elevates him above any other striker in the league. Assuming he keeps fit, he'll be firing on all cylinders come the end of January and then it'll be poetry in motion again. I, for one, cannot wait to see it happen.

Listen, someone mentioned f**king pigeon eggs in this thread it's already been won. I'm not arsed how much you hate Rafa, f**king hell I'm experiencing the same thing right now with a complete f**king mong of a manager. At least Rafa has won every major trophy available (La Liga etc etc). All I want is for him to do very f**king well, win a few trophies and come home and then perhaps Mourinho can go to Chelsea....then we'll all be happy and w**k each other off. For the record...HAPPY CHRISTMAS. X

I was talking about me and you.

Excellent, in which case I'm sure we'll get on famously.

You got a problem with that?

Yes, yes I can.

Ha ha! To be fair, I do feel a bit sorry for you lot in terms of trying to get Rafa out. The thing with Chelsea is you have little leverage in terms of boycotting matches/merchandise etc etc in protest because it will have such a negligible impact on revenue, since Roman will just throw a few more million in the piggy bank to make up for the short fall.