Friday's Guardian

[Mike O]

Anyone seen 'You are the Norwegian Ref' strip in today's Guardian?

Very, very funny but I can't find a link to it on the web...

[ethicalstrategy]

Couldn't find it either.

A couple of one's that I've had sent me:

Dad, can I have the new Barcalona shirt? Sure son. Which do you want? The goalie, outfield or refs?

There's something wrong with my sat nav. When I type in Chelsea it says 2 minutes from Rome.

I know, but we have to get over it at some point.

[Tea Bar Boy]

A sample of emails

A Chelsea fan walks into a Library and asks for a book on Penalties.

The Librarian says f*ck off you ain't getting one!

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Thought you were going to Rome?

Talk to Frank.

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John Terry has been quoted as saying he feels Chelsea were robbed against Barcelona.

Marks & Spencers have said "Now he knows how we feel when his mum has been in store".

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Carlsberg dont do Referees but if they did, they would be Norwegian.

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SWINE FLU UPDATE: Swine flu hits London with 40,000 pig sick Chelsea fans!

[Mr Chelsea]

some of the stuff doing the rounds is very funny

it makes it hard to smile when its about chelsea, but you have to laugh, as we would if it had been about the mancs or the dippers

[PloKoon13]

Dad, can I have the new Barcalona shirt? Sure son. Which do you want? The goalie, outfield or refs?

:)