Mr Chelsea

last night i paid a visit to my local brothel and i said to the madam, 'im feeling a bit kinky how much for total humiliation?' the madam replies, 'that'd be £37.50' so i said ' okay and what do i get for that' she replies' this seasons Lfc shirt!'

does this mean JT will be given the england captaincy back? been as he did nowt wrong to be stripped of it in the first place i doubt it

they just sitting about doing nothing Gem, if theres any you want you can buy me a beer next time you see me in the pub will do some pics tomorrow when the kids are at school

it was between ramires and obi for me, went for ramires in the end thought he settled into the game very well, needs to release the ball a little quicker, but if he keeps playing the way he is at the moment he can only better

excellent result, a good solid performance and a thunder goal (hope Alex's injury isnt to bad) thought ramires and obi were outstanding today and both did a top notch job

what a great collection i have a fair few that i have acquired over the years, i'll photo them for you and post it, if theres any you would like to add to your collection, i will forward them on to you i would rather see them been admired in a great collection than just sitting round in a draw

Alex for me, thought he was excellent

kind of expecting a bit of the same we had against man city at the weekend, from chelsea, be a little bit scared to go out and show what we are capable of after after back to back losses if we can get a early goal settle a few nerves, we should be ok, but the longer it goes without scoring the more edgy we will become

i thought on last nights showing sturridge needs to be more of a team player, he tried to do a lot by himself, maybe he was trying to impress the manager?, the fans? grab a bit of glory hopefully someone will have a word in his ear and put him right

what a thoroughly enjoyable, entertaining game to watch credit to both sides for that only disappointment was the final result i think at the end of the day the difference between the 2 teams were the goalkeepers we had Ross "if its on target its a goal" Turnbull and they had a keeper who could actually save the odd shot our keeper was that bad that he actually got cheered when he caught the ball

no surprises from me Mceachran without a doubt, i just hope he can get to play regular

lets hope he's got his confidence back after his last few dodgy outings

cant see any of the so called regular first teamers getting a start. i reckon it will be fringe players and the youngsters

i think the empty seats are down to those non Chelsea fans who buy tickets and season tickets for games then just cant be bothered to turn up, unless there is a so called top club playing against, when the mancs, dippers, spuds or arsenal turn up therse never an empty seat when the likes of blackpool and west brom turn up these people that have the tickets cant be arsed going or selling there tickets via official channels, they just want to be able to say i was at the chelsea v man u match at the weekend to there office buddies on a monday morning telling there office buddies on a monday i was at chelsea for the blackpool game on the weekend doesnt have the same credibility the real chelsea fans then cant get tickets, or are priced out tickets, cus these pillocks that don't really support chelsea but just like been on the chelsea band wagon have got them

thought we were awesome in the first half, but unfortunatley lacked the motivation to get and get more in the 2nd half, cant blame them really 3 points is 3 points and if we can wrap that 3 points up in the frst 45 mins every week i'll be more than happy it was only blackpool, but we can only beat what put in front of us, sterner tests ahead