Dear arse enthusiast,

We apologise for the delay this term, but yr end of season DVD will be in the shops on Monday. Its full of spectacular goalkeeper gaffes, defensive howlers, and priceless footage of Robin van Persie tearing his hamstring. There's also a bonus DVD called 'A night at the Camp Nou'. What it lacks in shots on goal it makes up with classic footage of Arsene Whinger claiming "We woz robbed". Rest assured the DVD will be ready at the usual time next term, i.e. just before Christmas.

Meanwhile, keep reading the transfer gossip, Cesc Fabregas should be on his way any day now.

Be good. X

Harsh but fair.

Our DVD could be out by next weekend.

God I love Chelsea fans... we're scared sh*tless to properly take the piss out of another team's misfortune cos we are convinced that our ate will be worse!! And yes I did think twice before posted the above!!

could be us too soon but we haven't gone six years without winning a trophy and the board let us down last summer rather than a manager who refuses to spend out of heer stubborness...arse choking is a joy to behold