You have til 5pm today to buy Leeds United. Any offers?

just went through my pockets, ive got 38p, a couple of brass screws and my works keys. that do you?

Thats what Bates paid for it

I remember the last games they played at the bridge and we sang 'We'll never play you again' How right we were

just went through my pockets, ive got 38p, a couple of brass screws and my works keys. that do you?

Sold to dkw, as the nearest contender to a man with brass who wants to be screwed.

bates has bought them for the third time now.

just went through my pockets, ive got 38p, a couple of brass screws and my works keys. that do you?

I guess old Batesy must have had more brass scrws than you. Or screwed more brasses perhaps.

dammit. and i was gonna sell the club to a circus. freak shows make quite a bit of money nowadays.

I never understand this going into administration, and buying it back again for nothing. If the club has gone broke surely the same management will make it go broke again.

I never understand this going into administration, and buying it back again for nothing. If the club has gone broke surely the same management will make it go broke again.

with any luck.