From Man City :D

:D

neither will go to them

My sentiments exactly.

Although if I were Kaka I'd never leave a team with Ronaldinho, Shevvers, Seedorf and the mighty Pirlo.

If they sign for citeh i will chop of my left hand.

If they sign for citeh i will chop of my left hand.

if they sign for city i`ll chop his right hand off.