Gem

Freekick in Gerrard/Riise range. Probably Riise, he hasn't scored yet.

When we sell Ballack to a glue factory this Summer, hopefully Essien will be in the middle 3 all season.

f**king hell. Well done Drogs & Ballack.

The clocks ticking quite fast, can we have a Scouser clock? It'll probably be going slower.

Geremi's contribution to the attack has been nothing. He seriously needs to work on his crosses. Good shot by SWP considering the angle, strike on goal none the less.

Sums it up quite nicely. They're playing our midfield out the park And what a f**king huge slice of luck there!

Whats good so far is that Cech's got nothing to do. Unfortunatly, neither has that twat in their goal. 'cept now... when he just saved a header from Crouch

2 early sucker punches, clearly took us time to recover, which isn't surprising. Wheres Hughes, Vialli & co when they're needed.

BALLACK! STOP PLAYING HIGH BALLS INTO SWP!!!!!!! Dumb mutt

I'm afraid I'm putting all my hopes on Arsenal its come down to this.

We need him back, our current defensive options are sh*t.

I'd be nervous if it was 0-0 or I expected us to win, but at 2-0 its probably over. Com'n Chels! Get 3 goals and keep a clean sheet in the second half

I'm sick of Geremi, Lamps and Ballack knocking balls into Drogba, Kalou and SWP - they're not winning them. Play it down the flanks or through the middle.

Well we've got nothing to lose, okay, it could be a shameful scoreline, or we could try and get something.

Oy oy oy, terrible

Come on Frank, why shoot?

35 minutes and we're finally attacking.

The radio... unless its Smooth FM then I wouldn't bother, they over dramatise everything.

2-0, great strike by the ASBO, nothing Cech could do. Hopefully if we get spanked, Kenyon will realise that we do need to spend to get a defender. Unsaveable strike though.

Now Robben is down clutching his ankle

We are gonna get turned over

No surprise, neither are CBs. Kenyon said no panic buying, I doubt buying a CB would be a panic buy, its needed.

Yes, SS1, apparantly last night he came down with a bug. f**king dodgy scouse air

sh*t! No Carvalho!! sh*t sh*t sh*t Cech in goal.

How long before KO are the teams announced?