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Its funny because its true

The Killers won two awards, so obviously not a complete waste of time. Wooo!

I hope they're all right for when they play Liverpool. They can collapse in crisis after that.

Thanks for the help guys, I'll ring tomorrow morning, hopefully I'll get the tickets intime for Saturday! I don't believe they don't have 2 flippin' seats together.

W?'r? ju$t going to knack?r our$?lv?$ out.

I'm trying to buy 2 tickets for the Norwich/Blackpool game on Saturday, but when I get to the selection section, it says 'Tickets are not available together in the quantity you requested in this section at this time. Please try a different section, or fewer tickets.' I mean, I only want 2! Am I doing something wrong? Can anyone help me?! I've selected 'best avaliable' option, so its not like I'm limiting my criteria. My old man would prefer the East (has bad knees so standing in either MH stand wouldn't appeal) but I just wanna flippin' go Thanking you

Well he (and Speed to be honest) run that Bolton side. A team full of average/half decent players and they're pushing for CL. If it were between Barton and Nolan then Nolan everytime for me. I quite agree about Jenus though. And Paul Robinson.

Master of his trade.

How Barton can get into the England squad but Nolan can't is beyond me. But anyway, no, sorry, no clip.

I don't mind Arsenal cheating. As long as it means them & Bolton get the 3rd & 4th CL spot. all in the spirit of the game. PS - don't mention about Henry not scoring in a cup final, you may flippin' jinx it for us later this month.......!

Yes, get to Victoria then make your way to the Underground station. Then get the district line (green) West Bound to Fulham Broadway (look for the train that has 'Wimbledon' on the front). Then its 4 stops to FB. http://www.oxfordtube.com/assets/london/underground_map.jpg Theres the London Underground map, hopefully you can see what I mean... (hope that helps!)

Glad to hear it, and glad to hear you've managed to change your MSN picture! small steps.

Erugh, nah, William Petersen does nothing for me I surrender officer Even more

CSI Miami is rubbish, its Gary Sinise from CSI NY that has the sex appeal

Merson: Drogba gets his 100th goal of the season not far off!

ROBBBBBBBBBEN! 2-0! May have taken a deflection which took it in but... that doesn't matter

DROGBA!!!!!!!!!! 1-0

If I had only read the bit on the official site before the team sheet I would have realised what I thought was wrong instead, it is Essien at CB, Diarra in midfield etc Come on the Chels!

Wayne is fit, Ricky needs to build an immune system he's got the flu. Like his 3rd in 3 months! 1 Petr Cech 20 Paulo Ferreira 5 Michael Essien 26 John Terry © 18 Wayne Bridge 19 Lassana Diarra 4 Claude Makelele 8 Frank Lampard 7 Andriy Shevchenko 11 Didier Drogba 21 Salomon Kalou Subs: 23 Carlo Cudicini, 14 G?r?mi, 9 Khalid Boulahrouz, 24 Shaun Wright-Phillips, 16 Arjen Robben. We're playing a 4-3-3, I'm guessing the 3 in midfield will be Lamps, Maka and Ess. PF as CB and Diarra as RB. So good seeing Petr & JT back in the line up. Robben on the bench too Actually... it looks like they've lined it up in the formation it will be...!! Maka & Diarra in the middle? Lamps may as well play on their goaline! ---- Boro are without their long haired alice band wearing defender.

On the little scrolly bar thing on Soccer Saturday (where, as usual, they were all talking dribble) it said Wayne Bridge is fit for the game.

http://www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=51325 Anyone know what he said? SSN still running the story without the second bit being added

Yes I'll be editing the trophy picture over the weekend And no, we can't win the quad. Hopefully I've jinxed us.

I heard this injury would 'scare' Chelsea. Hardly the word I'd use at the moment. Although I'd be bloody terrified if it were Cech, JT, Ricky, Maka, Lamps, Ess or the Drogs

Jose could just be pulling a Red Nose. We're in the crucial part of the season, lots of games, one fit left back, important points needed... oops, looks like Bridge just got a slight knock. Luckily he'll be back for Chelsea, funny eh?