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    C_U got a reaction from Beerqueen in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Wrote a little tongue in cheek ditty for him to the tune of "I love you baby" after his performance yesterday.
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    You've got a shocking first touch
    I wanna sell you so much
    And if we can't get a fee
    I'll drum you out on a free
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't wait to get rid of you...
    Fernando Torres, you drive me round the bend
    Fernando Torres, missed at the Stretford
    Fernando Torres, 19 league goals since you've been here
    Fernando Torres, oh how the mighty does fall
    Fernando Torres, keeps tripping over the ball
    Fernando Torres, steals two hundred grand every week
    We sold Sturridge for you,
    We loaned out young Romelu
    But your performance won't pick up
    You missed that chance in the Club Cup
    We literally pray for the bid
    To pack you off to Madrid
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    Fernando Torres, you whinge, you scratch, can't score
    Fernando Torres, even Furlong got more
    Fernando Torres you cost us FIFTY MILLION QUID
    Fernando Torres, there's an easier way
    Fernando Torres, don't let it be this way
    Fernando Torres, please vamos to the Calderon
  2. Like
    C_U got a reaction from abramovich in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Wrote a little tongue in cheek ditty for him to the tune of "I love you baby" after his performance yesterday.
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    You've got a shocking first touch
    I wanna sell you so much
    And if we can't get a fee
    I'll drum you out on a free
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't wait to get rid of you...
    Fernando Torres, you drive me round the bend
    Fernando Torres, missed at the Stretford
    Fernando Torres, 19 league goals since you've been here
    Fernando Torres, oh how the mighty does fall
    Fernando Torres, keeps tripping over the ball
    Fernando Torres, steals two hundred grand every week
    We sold Sturridge for you,
    We loaned out young Romelu
    But your performance won't pick up
    You missed that chance in the Club Cup
    We literally pray for the bid
    To pack you off to Madrid
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    Fernando Torres, you whinge, you scratch, can't score
    Fernando Torres, even Furlong got more
    Fernando Torres you cost us FIFTY MILLION QUID
    Fernando Torres, there's an easier way
    Fernando Torres, don't let it be this way
    Fernando Torres, please vamos to the Calderon
  3. Like
    C_U got a reaction from SydneyChelsea in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Wrote a little tongue in cheek ditty for him to the tune of "I love you baby" after his performance yesterday.
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    You've got a shocking first touch
    I wanna sell you so much
    And if we can't get a fee
    I'll drum you out on a free
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't wait to get rid of you...
    Fernando Torres, you drive me round the bend
    Fernando Torres, missed at the Stretford
    Fernando Torres, 19 league goals since you've been here
    Fernando Torres, oh how the mighty does fall
    Fernando Torres, keeps tripping over the ball
    Fernando Torres, steals two hundred grand every week
    We sold Sturridge for you,
    We loaned out young Romelu
    But your performance won't pick up
    You missed that chance in the Club Cup
    We literally pray for the bid
    To pack you off to Madrid
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    Fernando Torres, you whinge, you scratch, can't score
    Fernando Torres, even Furlong got more
    Fernando Torres you cost us FIFTY MILLION QUID
    Fernando Torres, there's an easier way
    Fernando Torres, don't let it be this way
    Fernando Torres, please vamos to the Calderon
  4. Like
    C_U got a reaction from Davey Baby in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Wrote a little tongue in cheek ditty for him to the tune of "I love you baby" after his performance yesterday.
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    You've got a shocking first touch
    I wanna sell you so much
    And if we can't get a fee
    I'll drum you out on a free
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't wait to get rid of you...
    Fernando Torres, you drive me round the bend
    Fernando Torres, missed at the Stretford
    Fernando Torres, 19 league goals since you've been here
    Fernando Torres, oh how the mighty does fall
    Fernando Torres, keeps tripping over the ball
    Fernando Torres, steals two hundred grand every week
    We sold Sturridge for you,
    We loaned out young Romelu
    But your performance won't pick up
    You missed that chance in the Club Cup
    We literally pray for the bid
    To pack you off to Madrid
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    Fernando Torres, you whinge, you scratch, can't score
    Fernando Torres, even Furlong got more
    Fernando Torres you cost us FIFTY MILLION QUID
    Fernando Torres, there's an easier way
    Fernando Torres, don't let it be this way
    Fernando Torres, please vamos to the Calderon
  5. Like
    C_U got a reaction from i-like-to-munich in Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread   
    Wrote a little tongue in cheek ditty for him to the tune of "I love you baby" after his performance yesterday.
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    You've got a shocking first touch
    I wanna sell you so much
    And if we can't get a fee
    I'll drum you out on a free
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't wait to get rid of you...
    Fernando Torres, you drive me round the bend
    Fernando Torres, missed at the Stretford
    Fernando Torres, 19 league goals since you've been here
    Fernando Torres, oh how the mighty does fall
    Fernando Torres, keeps tripping over the ball
    Fernando Torres, steals two hundred grand every week
    We sold Sturridge for you,
    We loaned out young Romelu
    But your performance won't pick up
    You missed that chance in the Club Cup
    We literally pray for the bid
    To pack you off to Madrid
    You're just too bad to be true
    Can't pass the ball to you
    Fernando Torres, you whinge, you scratch, can't score
    Fernando Torres, even Furlong got more
    Fernando Torres you cost us FIFTY MILLION QUID
    Fernando Torres, there's an easier way
    Fernando Torres, don't let it be this way
    Fernando Torres, please vamos to the Calderon
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