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Unfortunately, this rabble, despair myrdering 39 supporters, blaming it on Chelsea and then never apologizing are riddled with guilt. They are the most hypocritical, nastiest, most maudlin and pathetic fans in the UK. They got English clubs banned from Europe for a generation but get on their high horse about flags used by such "plazzie" teams as Real Madrid, Barca, Ajax and co. They sing songs revering Shipman and then bang on and on about their "96" (will we ever hear the end of it?) f**k them and f**k their club.

Stretford End, it should say

Wrote a little tongue in cheek ditty for him to the tune of "I love you baby" after his performance yesterday. You're just too bad to be true Can't pass the ball to you You've got a shocking first touch I wanna sell you so much And if we can't get a fee I'll drum you out on a free You're just too bad to be true Can't wait to get rid of you... Fernando Torres, you drive me round the bend Fernando Torres, missed at the Stretford Fernando Torres, 19 league goals since you've been here Fernando Torres, oh how the mighty does fall Fernando Torres, keeps tripping over the ball Fernando Torres, steals two hundred grand every week We sold Sturridge for you, We loaned out young Romelu But your performance won't pick up You missed that chance in the Club Cup We literally pray for the bid To pack you off to Madrid You're just too bad to be true Can't pass the ball to you Fernando Torres, you whinge, you scratch, can't score Fernando Torres, even Furlong got more Fernando Torres you cost us FIFTY MILLION QUID Fernando Torres, there's an easier way Fernando Torres, don't let it be this way Fernando Torres, please vamos to the Calderon

Who really cares what that moustacheoed Scouse div thinks? He's most famous for missing a penalty in the FA Cup Final. It's laughable that Liverpool call Everton "the bitters" when they are the most poisonously bitter fans around.

Bollocks mate - it's a f**king liberty. He did milk it a bit but that shouldn't detract from the contribution that he made to this club.

How is he a twat? How would you feel if one of your pals jumped in the mother of your child? I've never understood the antipathy towards Bridge over the incident.

I'm glad that despite his public proclamations that he has the number of the useless Fernando Torres (and it isn't 9). Another pathetic season from him - 4 f**king league goals. 19 league goals in 102 appearances? Sturridge was sold to accommodate him and Lukaku was loaned to accommodate him and his promised "main man" status after those pathetic Munich comments. Pay half his wages and f**k him off on loan to anyone who will take him in the summer. The albatross around our necks.

Except that "groundnuts" comment was completely made up. He wasn't exactly effusive about Chelsea, it's fair to say. But he's the kind of player that plays with passion and gets involved in inter club rivalries. I quite like him personally.

Yep, can't stand that horrible bar steward Poyet. We'd brought him in from Zaragoza, given him the best nights of his career and he went to our direct rivals and kissed the badge after he'd been there ten f**king minutes. He's subsequently tried to crawl up to us again, but the damage has been done. Personally think anyone who booed Bridge over the Terry thing was a moron. The bloke was responsible for one of the greatest Chelsea moments going at Highbury - how would you feel if roles were reversed? Not over the moon, probably.

They haven't "nicked" One Step Beyond. They use it as banter to play against us in revenge for the first time it happened when we beat them under Villas-Boas.

I notice a distinct correlation between people who say "Mou" and bellends, "buddy".

I'm far more worried that there is someone allowed to post on here who uses the words "Mou" and "whatevs" than anything Jose said. Maybe he is afraid to fail - that's why he doesn't do it very often. Maybe Arsene isn't afraid enough, which is why he does it year on year for nearly a decade.

Absolutely rubbish - it's hilarious. And true.

Every club thinks that there is a press vendetta against them. It's embarrassing. People are just more conscious of abuse directed towards their own club. Look at RAWK and they are just as convinced there is an anti-Liverpool agenda from the London press. United fans are convinced Rooney gets banned for swearing cos they're MUFC. People should get out over it.

Chelsea are absolutely huge in Thailand, the rest of South East Asia and India. As big, if not bigger than Manchester United in terms of supporters.