Beerqueen

Hmm........ No contest

Spoiler alert. It's OK. In fact better than OK.

Yesterday my phone app said that Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham had scored. But as the scoreline hadn't updated, it took me a few heartstopping moments to process that it was our Tammy! My focus had been on the Kevin not the Abraham!

How could you forget Ossie?

I didn't know that! Shocking! We are lucky to be able to buy real ale. And at such a reasonable price. But you would think with a 15 minute window to sell it at half time they would learn to pre-pour a load to make service quicker'

Shrewsbury beat promotion favourites Portsmouth 1-0. Pompey had good possession but I can't remember much goal threat, until the last few minutes when I was sure they'd equalise. In other news, real ale in the ground has gone up by 20p and is now £3.50 a pint - scandalous!

Anyone else irritated by the hypocrisy of Everton? They seem to forget that they went apoplectic when we expressed an interest in Stones yet do it to us all the time.

Nah, it never happened, I genuinely can't remember them winning a trophy. So it can't have happened. I haven't been around for a while - got fed up with the overly serious, whining, angst so wandered off to talk crap on festival threads instead. Also was as uninspired last season as I've ever found myself to be over Chelsea. Glad to find a thread on here again that talks f**king nonsense! Just shows it pays to open any thread just in case! And genuinely looking forward to the new season. (Sorry to mention football in here but.....)

Despite my zen attitude I cheered hoarse enough to send the cat running. And nice to hear One Step Beyond. Long time since I heard that.

I had a blinding insight tonight. It is only football. While I want Chelsea to win it is only a game. I was really gutted that Liverpool and Spuds got through to the final but at the end of the day pah! I am going to try to not be so partisan and get so uptight. I know few fans in real life so what do I care? f**k it. Enjoy the good times accept the bad.

Luckily I am out at a music gig that night. Phew!

As far as I'm concerned it is now officially summer and I switch my attention to festivals and music and don't admit I am a football fan at all. Champions League, oh is that some sort of Rugby cup or something?

Oh sh*t. But they did deserve it. Got to say Barca didn't even seem to try. Sloppy and no intensity from the start. Luckily I'm out on the evening of 1 June!

DON'T

Rather the Champions League than the prem though. But still...... FFS BARCA!