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C_U

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  1. Unfortunately, this rabble, despair myrdering 39 supporters, blaming it on Chelsea and then never apologizing are riddled with guilt. They are the most hypocritical, nastiest, most maudlin and pathetic fans in the UK. They got English clubs banned from Europe for a generation but get on their high horse about flags used by such "plazzie" teams as Real Madrid, Barca, Ajax and co. They sing songs revering Shipman and then bang on and on about their "96" (will we ever hear the end of it?) f**k them and f**k their club.
  2. Stretford End, it should say
  3. Wrote a little tongue in cheek ditty for him to the tune of "I love you baby" after his performance yesterday. You're just too bad to be true Can't pass the ball to you You've got a shocking first touch I wanna sell you so much And if we can't get a fee I'll drum you out on a free You're just too bad to be true Can't wait to get rid of you... Fernando Torres, you drive me round the bend Fernando Torres, missed at the Stretford Fernando Torres, 19 league goals since you've been here Fernando Torres, oh how the mighty does fall Fernando Torres, keeps tripping over the ball Fernando Torres, steals two hundred grand every week We sold Sturridge for you, We loaned out young Romelu But your performance won't pick up You missed that chance in the Club Cup We literally pray for the bid To pack you off to Madrid You're just too bad to be true Can't pass the ball to you Fernando Torres, you whinge, you scratch, can't score Fernando Torres, even Furlong got more Fernando Torres you cost us FIFTY MILLION QUID Fernando Torres, there's an easier way Fernando Torres, don't let it be this way Fernando Torres, please vamos to the Calderon
  4. Who really cares what that moustacheoed Scouse div thinks? He's most famous for missing a penalty in the FA Cup Final. It's laughable that Liverpool call Everton "the bitters" when they are the most poisonously bitter fans around.
  5. Bollocks mate - it's a f**king liberty. He did milk it a bit but that shouldn't detract from the contribution that he made to this club.
  6. How is he a twat? How would you feel if one of your pals jumped in the mother of your child? I've never understood the antipathy towards Bridge over the incident.
  7. I'm glad that despite his public proclamations that he has the number of the useless Fernando Torres (and it isn't 9). Another pathetic season from him - 4 f**king league goals. 19 league goals in 102 appearances? Sturridge was sold to accommodate him and Lukaku was loaned to accommodate him and his promised "main man" status after those pathetic Munich comments. Pay half his wages and f**k him off on loan to anyone who will take him in the summer. The albatross around our necks.
  8. Except that "groundnuts" comment was completely made up. He wasn't exactly effusive about Chelsea, it's fair to say. But he's the kind of player that plays with passion and gets involved in inter club rivalries. I quite like him personally.
  9. Yep, can't stand that horrible bar steward Poyet. We'd brought him in from Zaragoza, given him the best nights of his career and he went to our direct rivals and kissed the badge after he'd been there ten f**king minutes. He's subsequently tried to crawl up to us again, but the damage has been done. Personally think anyone who booed Bridge over the Terry thing was a moron. The bloke was responsible for one of the greatest Chelsea moments going at Highbury - how would you feel if roles were reversed? Not over the moon, probably.
  10. They haven't "nicked" One Step Beyond. They use it as banter to play against us in revenge for the first time it happened when we beat them under Villas-Boas.
  11. I notice a distinct correlation between people who say "Mou" and bellends, "buddy".
  12. I'm far more worried that there is someone allowed to post on here who uses the words "Mou" and "whatevs" than anything Jose said. Maybe he is afraid to fail - that's why he doesn't do it very often. Maybe Arsene isn't afraid enough, which is why he does it year on year for nearly a decade.
  13. Absolutely rubbish - it's hilarious. And true.
  14. Every club thinks that there is a press vendetta against them. It's embarrassing. People are just more conscious of abuse directed towards their own club. Look at RAWK and they are just as convinced there is an anti-Liverpool agenda from the London press. United fans are convinced Rooney gets banned for swearing cos they're MUFC. People should get out over it.
  15. Chelsea are absolutely huge in Thailand, the rest of South East Asia and India. As big, if not bigger than Manchester United in terms of supporters.
  16. Simply isn't good enough? He had a better goals to minutes ratio than Van Persie last season, playing for f**king West Brom! He has also scored prolifically this season. So many said the same about Sturridge and they're being made to look a laughing stock now. It was obvious that he was good enough all along and the ones that aren't good enough are the ones we have left at the club.
  17. Where are all the Scouse bar stewards who were seriously trying to claim that Benitez was a superior manager and did a great job last season, taking us from 3 points behind United to 15 or wherever we ended up behind them? Last night was the consummate performance from the best manager in world football. So f**k your Benitez, we've got Mourinho.
  18. We should absolutely NOT be selling world class players to rivals. Especially after they refused to sell us Rooney in the summer. If his face doesn't fit, if he doesn't fit the system - okay. Wait and sell him abroad in the summer, like Ferguson did with Beckham. United are on their arse at the moment and are palpably struggling to attract players. This would give their whole club a massive boost and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out what 30+ assist Mata would do behind two world class strikers in Rooney and Van Persie. They might not be title rivals this season, but with FFP they are too big to fail for too long. He is only 25 and proven in the Premiership. It would be a disgraceful, disgraceful decision. I hope anyone who feels strongly makes their opinion felt at the Stoke game. Banners, bedsheets, spraypaint - ALL relaying the message that we should NOT sell to rivals. End of f**king story.
  19. If there was an ex-Chelsea pundit spouting such poison about the vermin or correctly mentioning their culpability for setting English football back a generation, for being described by UEFA as "the worst fans in Europe", for trying to blame Chelsea for Heysel at boardroom level, for singing "justice for the 96" whilst standing on the Kop, ignoring the recommendations of the Taylor Report, for having the sheer audacity to claim that Michael Shields was innocent and asleep in a holiday resort at 9pm on the night they won the European Cup etc etc then those grassing bar stewards and their twitter flashmob would be besieging the paper with complaints, trying to get the author removed from public view.
  20. Call me a miserable git but I don't find that song funny in the slightest. Absolutely rinsed, the most generic terrace "humour" going. Of the "who are ya?" genre of mugginess. Our away support is good, but my only criticism is the generic songs. We could do with a bit more originality. The likes of Oscar is absolutely begging for a song as well.
  21. Of course he doesn't want to leave, he's on 200 grand a week. He should be loaned out to get him and his weak psychology away from the squad and we'll have to make a contribution to his wages. It's better than having a number one striker who averages 1 in 7 in the Premier League. He is a busted flush who receives favourable treatment due to his transfer fee and wages. The sooner we can boot the elephant out of the room, the better for all concerned. Good riddance to utter rubbish.
  22. But he hasn't scored. He has mustered a pathetic 15 goals in 95 league appearances for Chelsea FC. He is a striker who can barely buy a goal in the Premier League. Adebayor has scored as many league goals as him this season. I don't understand why people don't just realize we've got a lame horse on our hands and cut him loose. He is useless and his constant indulgence has driven prolific strikers like Sturridge and Lukaku out of the club while we bend over backwards to accommodate the waste of space.
  23. What do you think he means by that? When they bump into him on the street? Or singing songs in the pubs around the ground etc?
  24. Who cares about Benitez? The obsession about him by some is pathetic. At the end of the day, I never particularly liked him nor rated him as a manager and I was immensely critical of some of the decisions that I disagreed with (the like for like full-back swaps after 80 minutes when we were losing, the pathetic surrendering of the lead at Reading and WHU, the loss to QPR etc) but he did what he was brought in to do and he has gone. I have no doubt that he worked hard as a professional and he delivered reasonable results. He's gone and constantly harking on about him and paying attention to his results as manager of Napoli is pathetic and bitter if you ask me. Move on....
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