bonetti

If it's cold - I'll be wearing a Lambretta Parka. Tell you what bonetti - why don't you wear a red rose or something!!! I had the red rose and was wearing a gold lurex dress with 'left footer' sequined across the front - funnily enough, nobody came up and asked me if I was Bonetti, allthough a few blokes did ask if I my name was Ashley. I will wear the same for the Macca match but will also bring my toy poodle - hope it doesnt rain this time

This bloke is dire at the best of times but this is really taking the piss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0yHwz4yCDU

Thats what happens when you come from Croydon

Plan to do the same myself - how will I recognise you guys?

Yeah but youll still be at the Bridge for Fulham - c'mon Coombsie youve seen a lot worse - must be Chrimbo blues!

whiny spud get

Joe Cole sucks in defenders Everone knows that! BTW I notice that you and Gem have both got two balls - how did you get them

Whats a top class hooker? Bellamy and Pennant! - you just need Bowyer for the threesome

Need to find a new one - no rush - didnt have an AV for a few years so a few more wont matter

Spot on - Nasty should stay where he is and RC should take his pension