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Did that Hull player who set up the second goal put backspin on the ball or sommat? It seemed to stop in mid-air.

Seeing the look on Wenger's face on MotD is cheering me up no end

Come on man, we can do better. Also, y*ds not a race, they're Semites. Abraham and Sarah, Issac and Ishmael. I wasn't the only one who went to Sunday school, right?

Literally LOL. Love it.

Yes. Can we play you at Stamford Bridge because the last time you won there Gareth Bale was six, let's review the last 28 results shall we? WDWDWDDWWWWWWWDWDWDWWDWWDDWW Sell Harry Kane, buy more sh*tty players, pay your tax bill, and f**k off.

Now for something completely different... Watching MotD, I'm glad Toure is going to Africa Cup of Nations during Citeh's run of tough matches.

You're still sh*t. And that's the difference.

We're the only team in London with a European Cup Only team in London, only team in London, etc. Stand up if you pay you tax, stand up...

Oh do f**k off. Thursday night, Channel 5 Thursday night, Channel 5 etc.

‘People in love with football in this country must be in love with Eden Hazard. The way match after match he is being punished by opponents and not being protected by referees, maybe one day we don’t have Eden Hazard [in this country]. ‘It’s one, two, three, four, five, 10 fouls, aggressive fouls. They kick and kick and kick, and the kid resists because he is a fantastic kid, strong physically and he is very honest in the way he plays, but I think this is another problem.’ -- Mourinho in today's press conference

Re: tiredness... Didn't know Burnley have kept the same starting 11 for the last six games.

Sorry, no. I disagree. Bringing on Rami was a great idea, we had no choice but to try and take the game to them.

What are you thinking for the line-up against Watford? Can we afford to rest some players and keep the heavyweights on the bench? Watford are no slackers to be sure. I'm thinking Drogba vs Watford is a whole nother proposition than Droga vs Tottenham, if you see what I mean.

Finally, chelseafc.com puts up Mourinho's words: http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/01/final-whistle-verdict-.html

Stop it croydonblue, I'm dying here. Classic. You won't win anything with kids. Tell that to Fergie.

Merson's been taking it up the nose. Again.

He's Lord Lucan and I claim my five pounds.

Let's put things in perspective, please. Seven points from twelve is not the end of the world. Probably the worst Christmas we've had with Mourinho as manager. Still, though, when I was a lot younger Chelsea used to regularly collapse around Christmas. One season in particular I recall losing to Wimbledon 5-2, Liverpool 5-1 and then Aston Villa 3-0 on New Year's Day. All at home and all in the space of two weeks. Onwards and upwards!

"No... I am not talking about handball, *you* are talking about handball,and because you are talking... I don't think we need any clarifications when there are no doubts... I am more shocked about other things than conceding five... It can happen, concede five in a league game.I am not saying five times a season, but... We could have scored four, five, six..." Go on Jose! So glad to see you've ditched some the unnecessarilly bellicose rhetoric. Stop blaming the refs, though. Really mate.

Why? So we get Sheff Utd in the final? I want revenge... Also, more games they play, more tired they are in Europa, etc. With the new rule about the winners of Europa qualifying for ECL, I want as much distance between us and the teams circling round third/fourth as possible. Also, let them get as far as possible then have their delusional bubble burst. We were outplayed today but I make no apologies for it: I f**king hate Tottenham.

Only team to lose all three of their games over the festive period.

End of the day, we pretty much got beaten at our own game. Started with a very attacking looking formation and got beaten on the counter. Doesn't happen that often, but WAHHHH, bad day at the office.

Jose on Sky Sports News momentarily. Switched off BT Sport stream. Let's see what he says...

Good riddance to 2014 as far as I'm concerned. [Edit: talking on a personal level not about CFC] Just hope it's not us that does a Liverpool this year. Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He slipped on his f**king arse And gave it to Demba Ba...

Check the bookies sites.Not even close mate, Chelsea around 3/2 and City closer to 3/1. Just a speed bump. Normal service will be resumed shortly.If we lose to Watford I reserve the right to panic for a moment.