worstkid

Aheheheh. :) They should all be shooting from distance :P. I'm not sure that Willian does have more joy shooting from range. Watching his chances again on Sky's Saturday Night Football his misses are even worse. If we hadn't scored those four (?!?! Don't get to write that much), I suspect we'd be rueing his misses. No complaints about the rest of his play, though. I think Chelsea have almost doubled the number of goals from outside the box so far this season. Had to laugh when I saw the camera pan to Mourinho after the second/third (?) goal went in. He didn't move. It was as if he was thinking, "Really? About time. It's taken you this long? Yo, assistant, find my hair dryer. I'm gonna have words at half-time."

From mostly outside the box. I wish they all would more. Except Willian. He seems incapable of keeping it down.

Mou looks shattered. Says he's happy but... Someone should tell his face.

Another clean sheet for Cech. 4 out of 5 for league starts this season?

Bloody Eriksen.

Don't know. One-sided games don't seem to make their top spot. The number of goals in this game should figure though, unlike boxing day.

GET IN

Schurrle for Willian. Looking toward Tuesday?

If this was the Soccer AM crossbar challenge he'd be a lege! That made me literally LOL. Funny because it's true. Good in the build-up play for Costa's first, though.

Now Matic is at it. Seriously, how high?

Hit the bar. This is like a training game. Open goal son!

Mourinho's post-match press conference is going to be a joy.

Oscar shooting on sight. From the edge of the box. Again.

f**k yes 4!!!!

YESSSSSS! 3-0

f**king A.

How high do you want the goal Willian? Christ.

I remember that, same ball boy said on Twitter he might engage in timewasting tactics before the match.

Good things (sometimes) happen when shooting from outside the box.

http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/278938_swansea_chelsea/ Watching second stream listed.

He's saying Roma ready to offer Chelsea 1M for a loan and a right to buy Salah for 15M at end of the season. No terms agreed between club and player as Chelsea have yet to accept offer. DiMarzio is usually a reliable source. I read elsewhere Chelsea wanted Roma to take an obligation to buy at 17M in addition to the loan fee. It seems there's quite a lot of interest in Salah: Inter, Napoli, Roma and Besiktas.

A corollary of that is why would relegation threatened Dortmund sell Reus now, when he can help them avoid relegation? Edit: to answer your question (and probably with a big proviso that Dortmund avoid the drop) to be reunited with Kloop; Assuming Kloop is there next season, and that's another big if IMHO, also for first team playing time.

Mourinho has said he wants to bring in Hazard's brother Thorgan (currently out on loan) into the squad from next season, so I guess that means Salah has to go to free up a squad place.

Could well be. If it did happen as reported that would be funny, if stupid on Mourinho's part. That the incident doesn't appear in Dowd's match report is telling. Are you insinuating that the sports reporting in the Mirror may be about as accurate as their news reporting? I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked!

According to Mirror, 'Witnesses' report Mourinho told Phil Dowd at Tottenham: "You’re too fat to referee, you should retire. You’ve cost us.” http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jose-mourinho-accuses-referee-phil-4968705 Buy him a treadmill.