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I kind of get the impression that certain posters find it homophobic to suggest that some female footballers happen to be lesbians? As far as I can see no ones displayed any contempt or derision. Personally speaking some of my heroes are lesbian or bisexual. Martina Navratalova, Jodie Foster, Mary Portas etc etc

Got better things to do than get drawn into a puerile debate on what is OK to laugh at. Ps is this a football forum or a women's lib convention?

Your type would find it difficult to find

It was a JOKE. There's a distinct sense of humour bypass on this forum sometimes

They never publish attendance figures for ladies football. I'm guessing the only spectators are the girlfriends of the players

Another nail in the coffin for terrace culture

Pulled on its own that shirt mate. Took a birds number down in me refs book!

The old smell my flower in my lapel routine, then squirt water into the eyes of a gobby player. Ps why don't refs use quad bikes- be easier to keep up with play?

Went raving once in a 70s Umbro referees top- diamond piping down the sleeves etc- picked in up from Greenwich Market.

Good little documentary was when Bobby met Jimmy- all about the friendship between JG and Bobby Moore. They grew up not far from each other and were England room mates and good friends. During the 66 World Cup, as is well documented, Greavesey couldn't get his place back after he got injured. A big hit at the time was Cilla Blacks Alfie. Whenever Alf Ramsey was in earshot of JG, Jimmy would start singing...WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ALFIE... Made me laugh anyway

I heard a story about that song. After we'd beaten them at home one time, some lads I know from New Malden. we're having a beer in their local later on that night, and started singing the above song- just a bit of drunken revelry. Next thing they're surrounded by a load of travellers who happened to be in the same boozer- white vests, Beddington Lane dealer boots the lot. They managed to persuade the gypsies the chant weren't directed at them, and escaped a hiding by the skin of their teeth

Bingo. Cheers CB

What was the year in the 80s when there were a load of CFC in the North Terrace in with the Man U? They shut the gates of the Shed, everywhere else was sold out, so loads of us paid to get in the North Stand. Can't remember what kicked it off- might have been a goal- but remember the war cry of of a Manc who was standing behind me- sh*t he screamed at the top of his voice, and off it went. We got taken out and led by the side of the West Stand- got noticed by a few mates cause I was wearing a distinctive pink kappa v- neck. Can't for the life of me remember whether they stuck us in the benches or the shed. Didn't plan going in with the Mancs, and weren't really with the firm at that time. Some afternoons if you want to watch the game you can't be too choosy as they say. What was the year?