anyone got any funny ones to share?

chelsea or other

still love

He's fat

he's round

he bouncy on the ground

sammy lee..sammy lee :D

anyone got any funny ones to share?

chelsea or other

still love

He's fat

he's round

he bouncy on the ground

sammy lee..sammy lee :D

Go by train

go by car

Lets all laugh at QPR......

At Watford.. (In the He's here, He's there Joey Cole tune)

He's Bold, He's Bent,

His arse is up for rent,

Elton John, Elton John.

At Watford.. (In the He's here, He's there Joey Cole tune)

He's Bold, He's Bent,

His arse is up for rent,

Elton John, Elton John.

he's shot

he's missed

he must be fu*ing pi*sed

Sunder-land

Lehmann, your a c*unt

Lehmann, Lehmann your a c*unt

Do you take her up the Arsenal ... (Beckham)

You are a scouser

A filthy scouser

You're only happy on giro-day

Your mom's out stealing, your dad's drugdealing

So please don't take my hubcaps away

To the oppo fans:

You'll never make the station, you'll never make the station.

It's a long way to Fulham Broadway, it's a long way to go........

Will you sing your songs outside? Will you sing you songs outside?

Boot wrapped round your head, you'll get a boot wrapped round your head

still love

does the circus know your here?

aimed at Crouchy but quite fitting for the spuds in general.

Edited February 24, 201016 yr by robx1970

still love

does the circus know your here?

aimed at Crouchy but quite fitting for the spuds in general.

Does the dentist know you're here?

Aimed at Ronaldinho

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willys hanging out

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willys hanging out

We'll be running round Tottenham

Running round Tottenham

Running round Tottenham

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willys hanging out

Singing Ive got a foreskin haven't you (NO YOU AINT)

Edited June 14, 201016 yr by HisDogSpot

We'll See You All Outside.....

Your going home in a fcuking ambulance...

Hit him on the head with a Baseball bat... Oh yeah!

We are The Shed, We Are, We Are, We Are The Shed...

Peter Shilton, Peter Shilton

Does your missus know you're here !

The Kop to Shilton after he'd been caught in 'a comprimising position' with a female not his wife !

The story had been in the papers the previous week. Early - mid 80s I think

Its a simple one but seems to get me giggling like a girl.....ARE YOU ARSENAL IN DISGUISE....aimed obviously at spuds

Old one....WHOSE UP MARY BROWN

WHOSE UP MARY BROWN

TOMMY TOMMY DOCHERTY TOMMY TOMMY DOCHERTY

Its a simple one but seems to get me giggling like a girl.....ARE YOU ARSENAL IN DISGUISE....aimed obviously at spuds

Old one....WHOSE UP MARY BROWN

WHOSE UP MARY BROWN

TOMMY TOMMY DOCHERTY TOMMY TOMMY DOCHERTY

I remember that one

Sung to the Everton keeper, late 60's early 70's, to the tune of Keith West's "A Teenage Opera" (Grocer Jack)

"Gordon West, Gordon West,

Biggest c*nt since Georgie Best

Get on your bike, and f*ck off home"

E FOR B AND GEORGIE BEST

(cant remember the liverpool player in questio)..(and its quite horrid really)

Player busts leg n we are singing........AND YOULLL NEVER WALK AGAIN

YOULL NEEVVVEERR walk again.........Not one of any humour or taste

Silly song to congregating away fans in the old north stand end.....DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW YOUR ERE

DOES YOUR MUUMMEEE KNOW YOUR ERE

1975 v Newcastle for Malcolm Macdonald. this went on for the whole game and reached a crescendo when he missed a penalty in front of the Shed. We won 3-2, a rare victory that season.

Old Macdonald had a farm, eee eye eee eye oh,

and on that farm he wad a w**k, eee eye eee ye oh,

with a w**k, w**k here and a w**k, w**k there,

here a w**k, there a w**k,

everywhere a w**k, w**k,

Old Macdonald had a farm, eee eye eee eye oh!

Edited March 29, 201214 yr by Peckham Blue

Wasn't a chant or anything but it was brilliant

FA Cup Semi-Final 1996 at Villa park, Paul Parker was warming up for Utd in front of us and getting the usual abuse!

Then one of ours shouts out "Oi Parker I know where you live, I've been doing your wife!" to which Parker just smiles to himself.

Then the same voice just reels off an address, all I'll say is that Parkers face was a picture! Brilliant.

Shame that bar steward Cantona cleared Ruuds shot off the line!!

Rangers support to the Partick Thistle who'd been relegated circa 1994ish

'We'll meet again.

Don't know where,

Don't know when.

But I'll know we'll meet again some sunny day !'

To be fair they joined in,.

Surreal moment hearing a Vera Lynn song at the football.

Hartson, Hartson Where's your wife ?

Hartson, Where's your wife ?

Pause

'Sh&gged in the valleys ,

She's being sh&gged in the valleys'

Rangers support to John Hartson after he and his wife were having marital problems circa 2004.

"Normal service is resumed" sung at the Snottenham fans at the Lane in 2002.

A month before they had beaten us ,(for the first time since dinosaurs walked the earth), 5-1 in the league cup semi-final 2nd leg. That was the game with infamous Poyet badge kissing incident and afterwards outside you'd have thought they had won the fecking world cup. How sweet it was when they lost the final to Blackburn!!

A month later we got drawn against them in the FA Cup 6th round with the game to be played at sh*te Fart Lane and we absolutely demolished them 4-0. Hence, the wonderfully understated piss-take of................................... "normal service is resumed"

no noise from the tractor boys. aimed at ipswich town fans

old trafford carling cup semi final. you should have pissed in a botlle you should have pissed in a bottle. aimed and rio after he's drug scandal

no noise from the tractor boys. aimed at ipswich town fans

old trafford carling cup semi final. you should have pissed in a botlle you should have pissed in a bottle. aimed and rio after he's drug scandal

Quite good