oi oi oi oi

Ure got the rabbies

dirty Mee has got vd

and Radford aving a baby

Oh and "Down with the souffle, your going down with the souffle" to Norwich in (must've been) 2005 was a bit of a classic. Still think the funniest moment was when Heurehlo Gomes came out to the Mathew Harding for the second half when he'd spilled Franks long distance shot and everyone was flapping they're arms singing "let's all do the Gomes." Looked so funny!

Similar to the Seaman one after he flapped to let Nayim score from the half way line in the UEFA CWC Final, closely followed by 'Nayim from the halfway line, Nayim from the halfway line' although to be fair to David Seaman he did turn and give the Chelsea fans a wave and a wry smile!

Another fave of mine was 'score when it's snowing, you only score when it's snowing' sung to the Tromso fans when we smashed them in the second leg after losing the first leg up there playing in blizzard conditions where you couldn't even see the lines on the pitch!!

I used to like it when we sang '' you came all this way and you lost and you lost' to the three hundred or so hardy northerners

or if the away team got a consolation '' do you know your 4-1 down''

I was in the shed for the Liverpool home game in 89/90 and we almost went through their whole team with insulting songs like Hansen is a sex change, beardley is a hunchback (or mongol) and of course with rush, Big nose he's got a f**kin big nose. We also got at Mcmahon that day singing Steve Mcmahon is a homosexual which went from the shed all the way round the ground. Mcmahon got the right hump and gave it large when he scored only for everyone to sing it again and louder ha ha

Just been laughing out loud remembering that game. Thank you :)

Arsenal chant to Chelsea in the North bank, morning kick off on Boxing Day "Chelsea got here Christmas day".

Chelsea to Shrewsbury away

"you're Welsh, and you know you are"

 

 

To any ref who displeased us

"Referee, referee,

Your old lady is an 'ore,

our old lady is an 'ore"

 

 

To George Best (to the tune of 'Jesus Christ Superstar')

"Georgie Best, superstar

Walks like a woman and he wears a bra"

 

 

To Martin Chivers of Tottenham (to the tune of 'Smoke Gets In Your Eyes') - possibly frowned upon just a tad these days!

"They asked me how I knew,

Chivers was a jew,

I of course replies,

With that nose and them eyes,

He must be circumcised"

 

 

And to any opposition player who got injured, we all hummed the Death March

No noise from the tractor boys aimed at Ipswich.

f**k back to your caravan,aimed at the pikies of east London.

Hoddle Hoddle born is the queen of golders green.

I cant read i cant write but dont really matter

i come up from ipswich town and i can ride a tractor

oi oi oi oi

Ure got the rabbies

Bertie Mee has got vd

and Radford aving a baby

 

thick c**t i am

Just been laughing out loud remembering that game. Thank you :)

ha ha no problem, I remember it so clearly because I started teh Steve Mcmahon chant the first time my mate joined in and then it spread. Only time ive ever successfully done that :-) We might have lost 5-2 that day but we did it in style :-)

Heres one that took months to get lyrically correct

                                                                  WE ARE THE BOYS WHO MAKE MORE NOISE

                                                                  OO AH... OO OO AH..............................................Genius

Remember a few years back went to see us play Everton and all game long they were singing "Ev-Er-Ton, Ev-Er-Ton, Ev-Er-Ton"

 

So out came the classic "One song, you've only got one song".

 

But at the time we had Emerson Thome in our team and eventually retorted with "Em-Er-Son, Em-Er-Son, Em-Er-Son".

 

Thome was well chuffed with that one and turned around and gave us a little wave. 

Heres one that took months to get lyrically correct

                                                                  WE ARE THE BOYS WHO MAKE MORE NOISE

                                                                  OO AH... OO OO AH..............................................Genius

Think that should ave gone

 

west ham boys make more noise

when they play with tonka toys

Think that should ave gone

 

west ham boys make more noise

when they play with tonka toys

I shall tell em Rumpole told me to sing that version on the 17th.....

I shall tell em Rumpole told me to sing that version on the 17th.....

Why not ,used to sing it to the likes of David Ward and Stevie Morgan  in the 70s

Were the north stand, were the north stand, were the the north stand not the shed.

WERE THE NORTHSTAND

WERE THE NORTHSTAND

WERE THE NORTHSTAND STAMFORD BRIDGE

f**k THE SHED

What was the one sung to scousers about a car stereo? We are the Stockwell boot boys.

Come on your feet

Leave on your head

You ain't seen notting

Like the mighty shed

To the tune of the mighty Quinn

One mainly from the pub, not long after beckham had been blamed for England not winning the world cup after he got sent off against the Argies.

 

Posh spice was crying and Beckham looked sad,

they were trying to work out who was young Brooklyn's dad,

It might have been Rixy now wouldn't that be nice, cause here at the Chelsea we've all had posh spice,

It might Simione half of Real Madrid,

I wouldn't be surprised if his dad was a y*d.

Edited March 3, 201313 yr by Barn

What was the one sung to scousers about a car stereo? We are the Stockwell boot boys.

If i happen to bump into john daisey ,robbo or pat mac fay or any of the others i will ask them

To Freddy "Pikey" Eastwood, the wheels on his house go round and round......

You are a scouser

A dirty scouser

Your only happy on giro day

Your mams out stealing

Your dads drug dealing

Please don't take my hub caps away

To the tune you are my sunshine.

WERE THE NORTHSTAND

WERE THE NORTHSTAND

WERE THE NORTHSTAND STAMFORD BRIDGE

f**k THE SHED

WE ARE MAD

IN THE HEAD

WERE THE NORTHSTAND NOT THE SHED

There was also a boring match when half the SHED sang for SPAM and the other half were on the side of LUNCHEON MEAT....