Who's the w**ker with the bell...who's the w**ker with the bell?

Pompey away.

Opposing fans - "where were you when you were sh*t."

Response"in the benches, in the benches, west stand Stamford bridge"

Or my favourite, from my mate to an Everton lad who were getting lippy at Wembley a couple of years ago " round your house giving your mum & sister one"

We hate Bill Shankly and we hate the kop

We'll fight man united until we drop

we dont give a willy and we dont give a w**k

We are the Chelsea North Stand

 

The version i remember sung more AT ONE TIME, maybe 69 70 71?      IM A BOW LEGGED CHICKEN

                                                                                                                 IM A KNOCK KNEED HEN

                                                                                                                 AINT LOST A FIGHT SINCE I DONT KNOW WHEN

                                                                                                          WALK WITH A WIGGLE AND A WAGGLE AND A SQUAWK

                                                                                                          DOIN THE CHELSEA ...BOOT WALK

Back to school on Monday

Back to school on Monday

Probably sung to Tottenham or Arsenal

We all agree

The Sweeney is better than Starsky

Chelsea v New York Cosmos 1978

Andy Pandy took the North Bank

All on Saturday morning

Andy Pandy took the North Bank

All on Saturday morning

GRRRRRRR...You leave ANDY PANDY out of this............I used to sit on my mums knee crying when they sang

                                             ANDY IS WAVING GOODBYE, GOODBYEEEEE

I think i was 42 years old then

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandfather bought me a cute little toy

A Tottenham fan on a string

He said 'I should kick his f**kin' head in'

Kick his head in

Kick his head in

He said I should kick his f**king head in

One popped into my bonce as i was working today....

                                               Singing singing chelsea are the champions

               

             

                                              When i went down to white hart lane

                                              singing singing chelsea are the champions

                                              Saw Bill Nicholson standing there all alone, all alone

                                              I said to Bill "whats up my freind"

                                              He said "THE PARK LANEs RUN AGAIN"

                                              Singing singing chelsea are the champions

                                              Singing singing chelsea are the kings

One popped into my bonce as i was working today....

                                               Singing singing chelsea are the champions

               

             

                                              When i went down to white hart lane

                                              singing singing chelsea are the champions

                                              Saw Bill Nicholson standing there all alone, all alone

                                              I said to Bill "whats up my freind"

                                              He said "THE PARK LANEs RUN AGAIN"

                                              Singing singing chelsea are the champions

                                              Singing singing chelsea are the kings

I'd love to hear that song sung at the Bridge.  I never have, only some bloke going through the whole routine in a pub on youtube.

your the fella ,your the fella who scores goals

keith weller ,keith weller

I'd love to hear that song sung at the Bridge. I never have, only some bloke going through the whole routine in a pub on youtube.

Have you got the YouTube link Peckham blue ?

Remember Keith Weller at spuds when he had his teeth (2) kicked out of his face

I'd love to hear that song sung at the Bridge.  I never have, only some bloke going through the whole routine in a pub on youtube.

 

There were two or three versions of that song - here's one...

 

One day I went to Upton Park

Singing, singing, Chelsea are the champions

Singing, singing, Chelsea are the kings

I saw Ron Greenwood standing there

All alone! All alone!

I said to him what's up my friend

He said the Mile End's run again

Singing, singing, Chelsea are the champions

Singing, singing, Chelsea are the kings

 

 

I remember the Arsenal version too - you'll be able to work out the words to that one for yourself

Have you got the YouTube link Peckham blue ?

It took some finding going back through the old CFCnet threads but here it is.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4OPdBqEiZw

It took some finding going back through the old CFCnet threads but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4OPdBqEiZw

Thanks very much. Fair play to the geezer he's giving it loads. The pub kind of looks like the goose on north end road.

Edited April 10, 201313 yr by bluegraham

Pity this guy didnt have any quality backing singers.....He did very well on his own though...

It took some finding going back through the old CFCnet threads but here it is.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4OPdBqEiZw

Thats J.A an ex north stand fella, i know him quite well does the Woking branch of our supporters club, he's never been able to live down the fact he shed a tear on a club dvd, Blue Revolution about Osgoods death.

 

Top fella.

Full marks for singing that full tilt.

What a brilliant song!

not very politically correct in today climate but here goes   O sammy skives is colourful  O sammy skives is colourful full of B@@@k full of W'G full of N''''R O sammy skives is colourful full

Tottenham boys

Tottenham boys

Laced up slippers and Tonka Toys

Bit primary school this one...

 

One, Two, Three, Four

Listen to the Tottenham Roar

PEANUTS FOR SIXPENCE!

Anyone remember this?

 

Hey ho the winds are clashing

We're going Tottenham bashing

La la la la la la la

La lal la la

 

 I've got a vague feeling it was sung to a tune of Scottish origin.

Or

 

Oh when the lights are flashing

We'll go paki bashing

La la la la la la la

what shall we do with dennis howell early in the morning burn burn burn the bar steward