Or

 

Oh when the lights are flashing

We'll go paki bashing

La la la la la la la

I looked at this 3 times to see how many were gonna jump in the air while hair pulling and then rolling around with ectoplasm spewing everywhere.......NIL.....Times a changing...lol

As I get older I now view these old songs as social documents. They were all just a laugh at the time.

I'm glad we can still remember them and now put them down for posterity.

I can't stand it when they go on about our lack of history.

I wish I could remember more of them. Big thanks to all those already posted on this thread.

How about.......

 

In Dublin's fair city

where the girls are so pretty

I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone

as she wheeled her wheel-barrow

through the streets wide and narrow

singing...... (clap   clap       clap clap clap     clap clap clap clap) CHELSEA!!

Not so much of a taunt & thankfully something you don't hear at the Bridge thesedays.

 

But years ago when the team couldn't find a way to score (some of those players couldn't find the way to their own backsides), the Shed would sing with a mixture of frustration & boredom.....

 

     'All we are saying.....Is gives us a goal'  over and over until Colin Lee tripped over his feet or somesuch.

When we were three or four goals up...

 

"We're only warming up, we're only warming up,

We're only warming up!"

Not so much of a taunt & thankfully something you don't hear at the Bridge thesedays.

 

But years ago when the team couldn't find a way to score (some of those players couldn't find the way to their own backsides), the Shed would sing with a mixture of frustration & boredom.....

 

     'All we are saying.....Is gives us a goal'  over and over until Colin Lee tripped over his feet or somesuch.

 

That one first started when Sexton put Ossie on the transfer list..

 

"All we are saying, is Osgood must stay"

Seem to remember taunts of 'Gypo' 'Gypo'

Aimed at Derek Hales of Charlton

"Godden is a moron" to WBA's 'keeper.

Also

(Joe) Jordan is a moron

mary,mary houseman

mary houseman on the wing

cant remember  the words to this  little ditty but goes alongs these lines  and if you know your history its enought to make your heart go ??????? i dont care what the ??????????? what the heck do we care cos we only know there gonna be a show and the chelsea northstand will be their

A one a two a three a four a five

A one a two a three a four a five

Were gonna win the football league as sure as youre alive

We will follow the cheeelllsssea

.

.

(Later in life Allo Allo we are the chelsea boys)

From when I was a small wee lad

Chim chimenee,
Chim chimenee,
Chim chim cheroo,
We hate the b*stards in claret and blue…

 

Also seem to remember from the time of no swearing

 

Hes here 

Hes there

We're not allowed to swear

Frank Lebeouf, Frank Lebeouf

 

And when we were allowed to swear and Beckham was taking a corner or freekick

 

Your sh*t and your wife's a whore

 

 

Never thought of it that way but this really is an excellent social history, amazing how many memories came flooding back reading through this thread

He's only a poor little hammer

He's face is all tattered and torn

He made me feel sick

So I hit him with a brick

And now he don't sing anymore

"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to Spurs we go

With a bottle and a brick and a walking stick

Hi-ho, hi-ho"

HI HO

HI HO

ITS OFF TO SPURS WE GO

WIV A BUCKET N SPADE 

AND A HAND GRANADE

HI HO HI HO

Just brilliant!

Edited April 19, 201313 yr by zinc alloy

Chelsea boys we are here woah woah

Chelsea boys we are here woah woah

Chelsea boys we are here s..g your women and drink your beer.

Chelsea  Northstand boys we are here woah woah

Chelsea Northstand boys we are here woah woah

Chelsea Northstand boys we are here s..g your women and drink your beer.

Hes name is tommy baldwin hes the leader of the team Wot team the finest football team that the world has ever seen oooooooooo

were fulham rd supporters and were lourder than the kop if anyone wants to argue well kill the f**king lot nanananananananan

YOULL GET A BOOT WRAPPED ROUND YOUR HEAD

A BOOT WRAPPED ROUND YOUR HEAD

To the tune of seasons in the sun

We had joy

We had fun

We had Man U on the run

But the joy didn't last

'Cause the bar stewards ran too fast

SHED BOYS.........LUNCHEON MEAT LALALA.....LUNCHEON MEAT LALALA

NORTHSTAND IN SHED........SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...................................................Fights ensue

Anyone remember this one from the early 70's?. It was unique and sung to the tune of an advert on the TV.

 

We hate West Hams Hurst,

And Palaces Queen,

Arsenals Radford,

And Tottenhams Gilzean,

But Chelsea and Osgood ????????

With Keithy Weller out on the wing.

Hes name is tommy baldwin hes the leader of the team Wot team the finest football team that the world has ever seen oooooooooo

were fulham rd supporters and were lourder than the kop if anyone wants to argue well kill the f**king lot nanananananananan

Love it. I sing it everytime me and my Chelsea mates have a sing song.