I love that one!

I wish we still sang some old numbers. The wit is lost what our support nowadays.

Mickey's gonna get you

Mickey's gonna get you

La la la la

La la la la

(Mickey Droy).

I'm on a roll!

I've always wondered if any one else was as good as us for that sort of wit?

What was the after the sheff weds game

? Big Doug rougvie f**ked it up. Think it was to do with the peno he gave away. Was it

3-0 down

4-3 up

Big Doug Rougvie f**ked it up.

Think that's it

Chelsea sing

Chelsea fight

Chelsea set the train alight

La la la la

La la la la

 We also got at Mcmahon that day singing Steve Mcmahon is a homosexual which went from the shed all the way round the ground. Mcmahon got the right hump and gave it large when he scored only for everyone to sing it again and louder ha ha

I remember the whole of the Shed singing it at Elton John for the whole of the second half way back whenever.

I had my younger brother with me and he still brings it up every now and then.

Another funny one aimed at the Spuds supporters of a certain religion

He's only a poor little y*ddo standing at the back of the shelf he goes to the bar to buy a lagarrrrr and only buys one for himself.

Come in a taxi,

You could of come in a Taxi!

Come on a skateboard you could of come on a skateboard.

I remember the whole of the Shed singing it at Elton John for the whole of the second half way back whenever.

I had my younger brother with me and he still brings it up every now and then.

Another funny one aimed at the Spuds supporters of a certain religion

He's only a poor little y*ddo standing at the back of the shelf he goes to the bar to buy a lagarrrrr and only buys one for himself.

The last song has changed over the years.....They are too mean to even buy one for themselves....they wait till their fellow spuds are not aware, and pinch their pints saving themselves 4 00

w**ky w**ky w**ky Tottenham

w**ky w**ky w**ky Tottenham

w**ky w**ky w**ky Tottenham

And we all pissed up the wall (Sideways)!

You can stick your tottenham cocks up your arse

you can stick your tottenham cocks up your arse

you can stick your tottenham cocks

stick your tottenham cocks 

stick your tottenham cocks up yer arse....SIDEWAYS

Loved it against Basel at home the otherweek when they lit their fireworks and the whole of the Bridge sung Happy Birthday to them. 

Loved it against Basel at home the otherweek when they lit their fireworks and the whole of the Bridge sung Happy Birthday to them. 

How comesi cant get in with a ticket and others get in with FLARES ?

How comesi cant get in with a ticket and others get in with FLARES ?

Everyone knows theres a strict dress code mike

I think most of the old chants I remember have been doen here, so a few more modern day ones.

 

I am surpirsed this one is not sung today, maybe it is ? I never heard it myself a mate told me about it at Anfield

 

"When Rafa shags his Missus

She lies back and she wishes

Mourinho!"

 

 

 

 

 

At the San siro, was there for this one (when Wisey equalised) obviously

 

"sh*t ground no fans, sh*t ground no fans"

 

and to the marshall putting out thier flares

 

"you're no fireman sam"

 

 

Not sure if this has been done in the thread I didnt spot it

 

"feed a scouser, let them know it's Christmas time"

 

 

 

"Tottenham boys, Tottenham boys

no pork pies or savaloys"

 

 

 

Just a question, one of the funniest games I went to for chanting was Boro at home when Ray Parlour was going through his divorce.. there must have been a good 6 or 7 chants to him and all classic, an typically I cant remember one of them ! Even Ray Parlour was laughing they were that good, and came up and applauded us after the match (went up in my esteem after that) .... Can anyone remember ?

Your only a poor little scouser

Your face is all battered and scared

You look in the dust bin for something to eat

You find a dead rat & think its a treat

His only a poor little scouser.

My first Chelsea away game and my brother takes me into the Kop,0-2 up with 5 mins to go and Keegan & Callengan make

2-2,200 Chelsea fans go and half are mugged or get a good kicking,the year we get relegated,but revenge was sweet on the

Underground the next time we meet.

 

Your only a poor little scouser

Your face is all battered and scared

You look in the dust bin for something to eat

You find a dead rat & think its a treat

His only a poor little scouser.

My first Chelsea away game and my brother takes me into the Kop,0-2 up with 5 mins to go and Keegan & Callengan make

2-2,200 Chelsea fans go and half are mugged or get a good kicking,the year we get relegated,but revenge was sweet on the

Underground the next time we m 

Your only a poor little scouser

Your face is all battered and scared

You look in the dust bin for something to eat

You find a dead rat & think its a treat

His only a poor little scouser.

My first Chelsea away game and my brother takes me into the Kop,0-2 up with 5 mins to go and Keegan & Callengan make

2-2,200 Chelsea fans go and half are mugged or get a good kicking,the year we get relegated,but revenge was sweet on the

Underground the next time we meet.

 That was my second away game one of only two games I've been terrorised at stood near Kojak in the enclosure where the players come out with the gurk and Mark W all game we heard annoying scouse voices asking "You the the Chelsea leader mate" but none of them would have a go managed to get a bus back to lime street unscathed sitting on the special watching Chels stragglers come back minus their leather coats etc we got our revenge in first season back 77/78 it was sweet

That was se

Sparkplug what have you done????? you broke it LOL

 

Sparkplug what have you done????? you broke it LOL

 

Why change the habit of a lifetime I break everything I touch from Pushchair to wheelchair

 

 

Why change the habit of a lifetime I break everything I touch from Pushchair to wheelchair

With a name like sparkplug i wont ask you to fix any of my vehicles then

I remember my mate standing up on his own and singing this against Liverpool during an FA cup game back in the early 80's. He got around of applause from the Benches!

Johnny Toshark f**ks his mother ian rush f**ks his brother

all the welshman f**k each other, f**k off back to Wales.

Were a right load of bar stewards when we lose

were a right load of bar stewards when we lose

were a right load of bar stewards

right load of bar stewards

right load of bar stewards when we lose........................( lyrics NOT by Rodgers and Hammerstein)

Harry roberts is our friend is our frien is our friend

Harry roberts is our friend ...he kills Poppers..............................(lyrics Not by the Beatles)

While gesticulating with ones arm in the air and a come on then sort of hand gesture to oppo fans the song by Gary Glitter himself......Come on come on

                 Come on come on

                 Come on come on come on........Then , when the oppos didnt come on, there was a huge w**kers sign and a large sounding derogotive mocking.....AAAAAHHHHHGGGRRR