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Terrace Taunts

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HIGHBURY IS FALLING DOWN,FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN

HIGHBURY IS FALLING DOWN, POOR OLD ARSENAL

BUILD IT UP WIV BLUE N WHITE.....................................................etc

Coming out the gates away from home the chant would sometimes go up

                                                                MOVE ALTOGETHER

                                                                MOVE ALTOGETHER...OO

1 a skinhead,2 a skinhead,3 a skinhead 4

get hold of a "fellow" and kick him to the floor

kick him in the stomach

kick him in the head

poor old "fellows" laying down dead

lalala.....lalalala.....lalala.....lalalala.............................Dont shoot the messenger

I always thought this was a mouthful.

 

"On a Wolverhampton terrace in the pouring rain, a young Chelsea supporter laid dieing with a bullet in his brain, as he looked up at the big grey sky he said, YOUR GONNA GET YOUR f**kING HEAD KICKED IN."

 

 

Seem to remember:

 

One skinhead, two skinheads, three skinheads, four

Get that "Fellow" on the floor

kick him in the bollocks

kick him in the head

and use him for a ticket in the Chelsea Shed

 

Or

kick him in the bollocks and if he gets up

use him for a ticket in the FA cup

Seem to remember:

 

One skinhead, two skinheads, three skinheads, four

Get that "Fellow" on the floor

kick him in the bollocks

kick him in the head

and use him for a ticket in the Chelsea Shed

 

Or

kick him in the bollocks and if he gets up

use him for a ticket in the FA cup

im sure there were many deviations of this ditty

Tiptoe through the North Bank

In your plimsols

La la la la la la

Tiptoe through the North Bank with me

 

(To the tune of Tiptoe through the tulips)

 

 

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly

Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?

Shanks said "No, I don't think so"

"But I've heard of the North Stand Chelsea"

Linesman, linesman you're a c**t

Linesman, you're a c**t!

 

 

In the darkest depths of Liverpool

Where the Arsenal's never been

Lies an half dead 'scouse git covered in blood

Where the North Stand's kicked him in

To hell with Liverpool

To hell with Man City

We'll fight, fight, fight for the Chelsea 'till we win the football league.

Edited by zinc alloy

"I was born under the Chelsea Shed,

I was born under the Chelsea Shed,

Knives are made for stabbin'

Guns are made to shoot

If you come under the Chelsea Shed

We'll all stick in the boot

I was born under the Chelsea Shed

The Chelsea, Chelsea Shed

This has been posted before but i like it.........500 tottenham were laying dead

                                                                       just coz they tried to take the chelsea shed

                                                                       come in the morning or they come at night

                                                                       dont come at all if you cannot fight

                                                                       wo wo oo oo o chelsea shed

                                                                       wo wo oo oo o chelsea shed

Harry Roberts is our friend is our friend ,is our friend, Harry Roberts is our friend he kills coppers..let him out and kill some more etc etc

In Mill, in Millwall...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not exactly a taunt, but still!

Figured the "All the Millwall gathered round, Chelsea beat them to the ground"  Was a taunt?

I went to a party one saturday night,

I bumped into tottenham they wanted to fight,

I pulled out my razor as quick as a flash,

Chelsea rule London you F***ing **d trash.

 

What is the tune this is sung to?

im sure there were many deviations of this ditty

Not sure I would call that a ditty and certainly not a terrace taunt. More used as an anti pakistani/asian song.

Did the west stand not sing.....eio,eio,eio at one time. I think I remember that against Millwall and that two bob pikey club. That was about 1986.

Edited by Tony Hateley

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