BlueBeard

Hello moi! Sorry I missed your call earlier, tried to call you back but my phone wouldn't let me ? Apparently making calls to you isn't in my contract ? Call me tonight or tomorrow if you like, it'd be lovely to speak to my favourite jock frog ?

I'm sure I don't know what you mean ?

Handsome AND French??? Shoot him now!

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How very dare you! ?

Wow, I'd never even heard about that tragedy before, @erskblue. Thanks for enlightening me, it makes the trivial sh*t in football nowadays meaningless

Supported Rangers almost as long as I've supported Chelsea, over 50 years. Even Martin King gave me a mention in his latest book, Hoolifan 2, saying I was the first person he ever saw wearing a Rangers scarf in the Shed, must have been about 1971 or 1972 ? As a kid I'd go to see Fulham when Chelsea were away in the late 60's, always had a soft spot for them and loved their ground - so close to the pitch as opposed to the bridge back then. Gone off them since their fans seem to regard us as their rivals ??? Other teams I like and look out for their results are Wimbledon, Plymouth, Hearts and Dundee.

Hello Scott, hope you're well mate!

You're not far wrong, baldy, I'm 61 now, going on 91. If I was gonna have a race with Roy Castle even I'd put my money on him winning - and he's been dead 25 years

Ahh, Brenda, wonder what happened to him? Things are easier on the coast, always had a good time under the pier - till i caught crabs. I've been vomited on many times, but that was the first by a one-year-old. By the banks of Loch Lomond, too, and me with the hangover from hell! ?

Good to hear, some things never change ?

Hello coco, hope you're well mate. You still oop norf? And how is the legendary Modster?

One tries ones best, moi. I think Loz is still ignoring me since I hammered him at pool in the Clyde Bar a few years back, even though I was dazzled by the lights bouncing off his head. He takes these things to heart sometimes, but hopefully he'll forgive me, that was an excellent evening of beer, chat, beer, pool and beer.

Loz, how are you mate? I haven't been on here in ages, but I thought if they're letting you back, I should be OK ?

Great vid, never seen that before - many thanks!