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There'd be a lot of c*nts in that love triangle.

Pick a side Chelsbear. Seriously, folk like you need to reassess where your loyalties lie.

I see that skank Mourinho has been spouting off again. The only thing he deserves is to be forced to the floor, have his head held back by a grasped clump of hair from his rapidly thinning scalp, and then have the bulls**t beaten out of his body. He's absolutely full of the stuff. Are Manchester United not top yet? I thought he was supposed to lead them to the title?

Aguero FINALLY exposed and punished as the c**t we all knew he was.

HAHA! F**K off City, you shi*tty little nothing club. Not playing 'One Step Beyond' now are you!

Managerial fraudster, charlatan and sh*tehawk Jose Mourinho wrote him off. His imbecilic flock of sheep wrote him off and didn't even want him in the squad. Decent, proper Chelsea fans felt he deserved a chance to at least prove himself. That chance has arrived (thanks to a proper manager and not a chequebook wielding asset stripper), and he's taken it.

Exactly this. A muck spreading exercise by the anti-Chelsea press, stupidly lapped up by the knuckle-dragging plastic f**ktards amongst us, who have the nerve to call themselves Chelsea fans. And speaking of them... Name them. And name the managers. Or better still, name the players who you think are regular culprits when it comes to "giving up on a manager". Because from where I'm standing, the squad pre-2012 (and you're calling into question some big names there) looks markedly different to the squad we've had over the last two seasons. And they're not guilty either.

That's your opinion and you're entitled to it. I happen to think you're a plastic supporter, a sheep, and with no offence intended, a bit of a simpleton.

And what happened next? Why was so much responsibility for our attacking play placed on the shoulders of Hazard? A player good enough to take us to the title with a superhuman effort, but where was the long term thinking? Where was the evidence of a manager building a formidable attacking unit that could serve us well beyond the short term? Mourinho virtually wore the poor kid out, and even worse, deemed what would have been a great supporting cast in Mata and De Bruyne as surplus to requirements. The former is now saving his arse at United, while the latter looked pretty special again last night, this time against arguably the best team in the world, Barcelona. And he was ours for £6m until the asset stripper did his thing and asset stripped. And why did Costa go from of Europe's most feared strikers, to a player who barely scored during the year 2015? The longer Mourinho had with him, the less effective he became. All the evidence is there. Bad management, that's what is is. Hazard suffered through having to carry the whole of our attack, whilst burning out and being shackled at the same time. Costa suffered because an idiot channeled his talents and aggression in completely the wrong way. And if we're doing pictures, here's one.

PFA Fans’ Premier League Player of the Month. A world class player given the right kind of trust, the right kind of support and he delivers. Who would have thought? Those who turned against three players in particular with no credible evidence to do so, are an embarrassment and have no right whatsoever to keep calling themselves Chelsea fans.

This. It's a dig, as clear as day. And a shameful one too when you consider there were fans who sang his name through the very lowest points of last season. *And, on the evidence of this thread, would still sing his name now.

Well, you and your other Mourinhoistas can keep on telling yourselves that if it helps you all sleep better at night (where I imagine you also all wipe your backsides over your pillows so you can keep breathing in his familiar scent).

Now admittedly, I'm not a fan of Jose Mourinho. I've never kept that a secret. However a lot of my fellow Chelsea fans are and in my opinion, kept him in a job last season with their overwhelming support on matchdays. Far longer than he deserved to be with his appalling conduct, "asset stripping" long term planning and to put it lightly, questionable tactics. That's the measure of the man. Maybe a few more will now see and judge him how I do. He's also in rapid decline as a manager, and something tells me I'm not a lone voice with this viewpoint anymore.

Fully deserved and simply outstanding!

Mourinho deserves nothing but our contempt. At United, he’ll have small victories along the way, he may even have one today, after all, we’re a team still in recovery from his toxic presence and patients need time to recover from major illnesses. But he will never deliver what Manchester United want and that’s attractive, winning football. He won’t deliver a major trophy either because he’s an outdated and outmoded presence, superseded and surrounded by newer, more progressive managers. It will dawn on Manchester United fans over the course of this season that the Individual is a busted flush and he will suffer greatly as a result of his inability to deliver. I upgraded my television last week. It was a decision carried out on a whim and it came at a great cost, but one of the major upsides will be actually getting to see hair after hair falling out of Mourinho's scalp in glorious Ultra HD over the course of the season, due to the sheer levels of stress he will be under. Seeing him humiliated and forever tainted come the end of what will be a disastrous spell at United, will be a joy to behold.

So nice to see a good player and dedicated professional being given a chance and making the most of it. Despite impressive pre-season after pre-season, ‘sh*t For Brains’ Jose Mourinho never gave the man a chance. Is anyone, other than Mourinho’s idiotic apologists really surprised that Moses is proving his worth as a good squad player? It’s yet another black mark against the individual and yet another failure to properly utilise the talents of a player he inherited. Reaching for the chequebook and spending nearly £30m on Cuadrado? He should have been sacked on the spot for that appalling error of judgement and spat upon in the street. In May 2013, we lent Mourinho a fresh, clean pair of pants. He returned them two and a half years later with a massive, thick stain down the middle, on either side of a huge gaping hole which he'd been using to sh*t/talk out of. Still, as a small comfort, at least I'll get to see that appalling excuse for a human being repeatedly get his comeuppance over the course of this season. When he loses again on Monday night, I’ll enjoy watching him being showered in the spit of angry Manchester United supporters, whilst endless worksky Liverpool fans finally use their free time for good and gather around him to perform a massive circle jerk at the sight. It’s only what he deserves. I hope some of it gets in his eyes too. The c**t.

Busted Flush. Nothing more needs to be said.

Our best player. As simple as that. A player who was clearly struggling with his fitness and a niggling injury, who as good as snapped under the sheer weight of attacking responsibility placed on his shoulders by one particular careless individual. However, if it was up to some on here, in particular a band of Mourinhoistas who I like to call "The f**kwit Five", Hazard would have been flogged to the first bidder and in his place we'd have a team of Willian's creating next to nothing in the final third but being praised for "running around" and "showing desire". As I said. f**kwits.

The only thing Jose Mourinho deserves is to have flecks of human excrement flung in his face. The man is a dirty, filthy c*nt who acted on self interest alone and completely screwed our club over. One day people will wake up and realise this. He's a feral animal who sh*ts absolutely anywhere and on anything. Over time, you start to recognise the smell. You would think that it would be insufferable and intolerable to all. But some mistake the stench for his charm. And because so much sh*t comes out the man, they spend so much time breathing it in that they become heady and intoxicated by it. And they want more and more. For others though, it just smells like sh*t. And it stinks to high heaven. He's one of those nasty, repugnant people who don't wash their hands after using the toilet. And then he comes back and touches your possessions, with his skanky, piss-stained hands. If Manchester United had any sense, they'd chop off his penis at base before his urine seeps into their club. However, I do think he was put in a difficult position regarding the shirt signing and given this 'reactive' social media age we live in, I think he did the right thing by his current club.

Simplistic. As expected. Tony Blair delivered Labour their record third term. Doesn't mean he did them any long term good, or that he escaped being despised by some in the party.

Bitter? The state he left our club in, I'd say I'd have every right to be. I wouldn't expect tub-thumping, church of Mourinho simpletons to understand, but we're finally free of the man and his 'legacy'.

The more control Mourinho gets at Manchester United, the weaker they will become. As for which tier I'd put him in, I'd say whichever tier is closest to the sewers then you'll find him in there, slithering in his own sh*t and creating an insufferable stench for others to bear. They're blinded by him now, but eventually, they will see through him at Old Trafford. Then, he will die a slow, painful footballing death. Drowning in the angry spittle of a million Manchester United supporters. He will be forever tainted. Ruined. And I will love every single second of his demise.

Depends on Conte's preferred formation. There's every chance we don't need a like for like replacement.

60m on a 28 year old? Classic Mourinho. No hesitation required. Sell, sell, sell.