All Barco no bite

I have one feeding me grapes while the other dabs my forehead with a cool compress at 3 minute intervals. A second too late or too early and they'll be on a performance review.

If City are a success, it will be because of their staff behind the scenes and their ability to sign players that are world class, not because of TBO©'s managerial ability.

My office is well conditioned. My plush leather recliner is a little too cold to the touch, if anything.

Playing in Germany is about the same level as playing for our U18's.

If we're going wing backs, Reece plays RCB for me Wharton x Caicedo pivot in the middle of the park makes complete sense. Wharton profile isn't too dissimilar to Camavinga in the middle tbh.

Lavia hasn't completed 90 minutes in over 3 years and Santos got dog walked at every set piece.

Lampard? Have some shame.

The obvious difference between Rice and Caicedo is that Rice is a limited centre back that has English PR while Caicedo has had to carry our midfield for two years straight due to the Argentinian prima donna sat twerking on the edge of the opposition box instead of doing a proper shift.

Columbia captain actually, i'm shocked he's still playing

Bernardo Silva was the second slowest player in the league and he was arguably the best midfielder in the league.

75M all in apparently.

Not only do i watch Como, i was there twice last season for games. Nico Paz is the perfect archetype for the role we had Enzo playing last season.

Picking up a lot of traction. This would be a great signing, much more complete footballer than Enzo to play in the pivot.

Just wait for Ugarte to have an incredible World Cup and we can hit the double whammy

There are multiple formations a manager can deploy to balance the team.

Why is Palmer being mentioned? He comes in and replaces Enzo in the role he was afforded last season.

First smart thing this club has done in a while if so.

International football should not be any foundation for club signings, I thought we would learn our lesson.

Mourinho activating Nico Paz’s buy back clause to sell him onto a European club. Need to push for him to be included in the Enzo deal, would be a huge upgrade.

Hato had 100+ games for A**x before he came, not comparable to Acheampong. Josh was hardly afforded a chance last season, perhaps we would have fared better if we started him over cabbages like Gusto.

Couldn’t disagree more

I wouldn't say there's any hugely difficult periods here. Couple of difficult games back to back but a pretty nice fixture list overall.

Gibbs White finished the season on 15 goals while actually contributing all over the pitch. That's what we should expect from Enzo as a minimum with the attacking freedom he's allowed.

Playing for a lower tier side and outperforming Enzo in a better side. What does that say about Enzo? Yes, i remember KDH playing for us. He was afforded 250 minutes in the premier league because BlueCo couldn't afford to see their poster boy dropped. Since leaving he's proven he's every bit as effective as Enzo in a much worse team. Transfer fees are irrelevant when you look at what they're producing on a match day.