All Barco no bite

CL winner and MOTM tonight

Who's the Osasuna left winger?

No he’s not he’s our best player at running fast in a straight line!!!

Show me who I have gone over the top in saying had a good game at the weekend. No one had a good game, I simply stated Neto is a bad player and offered nothing (as usual).

100% agree

Best attacker with checks notes zero shots on target and zero accurate crosses. Running fast in a straight line doesn’t mean a good performance. You may be easily fooled by someone looking busy, but watch and understand. Yes his opinion means less, watching the game via YouTube highlights means less than people that go to games and are engrained in the culture. He’s a fan, I can post thousands of tweets of people sh*tting on Neto’s performances. Maybe go and read the Garnacho thread and what I wrote about his performances at the time rather than making things up.

I'm not sure you know what a fact is. tracked back twice haha in 81 minutes haha as a wing back. GG give him another 200k a week. Name an attack he started pls I dug out Fofana too, chill hombre. This link has nothing about ratings, the only time i see Neto mentioned is when the bloke writing the article forgot he even existed: https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-fc-ratings-vs-arsenal-rogers-joao-pedro-martinez-b1295945.html This one also has Wes Fofana as our best defender, tells you everything you need to know. In short, what you're saying is statistical data is bad but random columnist opinion is good? https://www.facebook.com/chelseabreakingnewsohume/posts/for-me-pedro-neto-was-chelseas-best-player-against-arsenal-yesterdayhe-worked-ha/1525644656245582/ This is a random african fan account on facebook? What are we doing here. I could post thousands of tweets about how ass he was. You've moved the goalpost again whilst once again dodging the question of naming a Neto game. Keep sh*tting on our best player though.

Portuguese Baba Rahaman

You are out here stating Neto was one of the best players on the pitch. I have given you proof that he wasn't. Your response was "yeah but he goes brrrrr in straight line and Palmer was bad!!!!!". Stop moving the goal posts. 4-1 win against Villa. 3-1 against Liverpool. 3-0 win against Villa. Hat trick against Utd. Every time we play Spurs. Still waiting for a single good Neto game. He played wing back (apparently) yet spent more time closer to the Arsenal goal than Palmer. One shot OFF TARGET is f**king awful. Why would i give encouragement to someone making us worse? Lets encourage Bakayoko and Cuadrado while we're at it. f**k it, bring back Badiashile from his loan. Maybe Neto will read your posts and let you watch him shower one day. Keep praying for it buddy.

Well apparently having ZERO shots on target constitutes one of the best players on the pitch for us. Just going to ignore the rest of it? Oh i forgot, running in a straight line and losing the ball is all that really matters. PSG club world cup final. Away from home. 2 goals 1 assist. MOTM. Now show me Lomba's MOTM performance. Look, of all the players to die on the hill protecting you've picked the funniest one. Of the 4 PL seasons Garnacho has under his belt, he scored more than Neto's best ever PL total lmao. I'm happy to say Garnacho was ass, you're the one still tugging one out over someone who can't even match his stats as a 19 year old. "he stole your missus" f**kin hell mate you got me there, not sure how i'll recover from that one. Bet they love that at the mental asylum.

They're paid to just agree with whatever the on field decision is. Its embarrassing and everyone sees through it.

Dermott Gallagher buy any chance? The blokes an over stretched scrotum.

Last season he scored 10 PL goals, for reference this would be double Neto's highest ever PL goal tally in a single season (8th season). If 10 goals for Palmer is 'poor', then 5 goals for Neto is absolutely abysmal. Thank you for proving my point. By attracted i mean there must be some form of arousal to defend someone so painfully average. Hope this clears up any confusion.

We're going to be stuck with him forever

Is this the Palmer thread? Palmer has multiple world class seasons to fall back on if he has a quiet game, i genuinely can't remember a single game where Neto was the stand out player in a Chelsea shirt. Anywho, Palmer actually manager 2 shots on target in the game, Neto managed a grand total of zero. He lost the ball less, which is impressive seeing as he played 20 minutes longer than Neto (10 times v 14 times). Carried the ball further. Even on his bad day, he's still head and shoulders above Netonyahu. Look, its okay to be attracted to Neto, that won't make him a good player though. Just lock yourself in a dark room and whisper sweet nothings to your Neto shrine, one day the voice in your head may reply.

I think we need to calm down a bit. Palestra and Caicedo walk back into this team when fit and hopefully in the next couple of games Pep makes the LWB role his own. We need a CM in January and we're cushty. We're playing the most exciting football we've played since 14/15. One loss against the league champions with a cacophony of officiating errors doesn't change that. On another day Gabriel sees red within the first 10, their second goal is ruled out for Konsa's man handling of Rogers in the build up and we're walking away with at least 1 point. Everyone said before the game it was going to be an Arsenal win but a narrow 2-1 loss has everyone sh*tting the bed.

Didn't he come on while Napoli were 2-1 up?

RCB like he played in the youth teams. RWB like he was world class for Tuchel. CM where he set the world alight for Wigan. Take your pick, he fits in any of those positions and is better than what is currently available in all of them. Hope this helps.

Just play a back 4 with Lacroix and Colwill partnering each other. Hato is better as a LB rather than a wing back too

I said tell me what he does well, that isn't just some iteration of work rate and your answer is he runs quick. Give me a border collie, a 12 pack of dog chews and 12 weeks and i'll give you a better footballer.

What problems did he cause them though?

A bitch for a bitch.

What did he do well? I remember many floated crosses into Raya’s hands. Estevao did more in 10 minutes.

Maybe you could cut a little goatee on him and they’d never know if we swapped him in for Neto?

Kurt Zouma but less smiley and more c**ty