Liam

Sound advice, Scott. They want you to want to be unhappy. That's how they control you.

My daughter was visiting and we sat down together to watch the match. We had a great time with what was a very entertaining contest. I realise that I should be upset, angry and outraged that the whole show was orchestrated by the lizard people. Is it wrong to say I enjoyed watching my team progress in the cup?

There was a chorus of "that's it I'm gone forever". Unfortunately they all came back.

Reece James - what a player

Get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

With the bonus that it really wound up Mc Manaman

I love a good dink finish. Was very fashionable about 20 years ago. Nice to see it make a comback.

Bang on. He looks like he's trying rather than just letting it flow. Hopefully just needs a couple of good moments to get his mojo back.

Well deserved lead. We are getting the ball into good positions regularly. Two quality goals. Overall an enjoyable half of football. Away fans giving it socks as usual. But Jaysus the negativity on here. Everyone is a c**t. Even retard can be levelled at our players and go unremarked. I've never perceived a lack of effort (I include Jackson in that). Surely we can comment on their shortcomings without resorting to abuse.

Given that you've been posting about your penis a lot recently, would you like me to bring it up?

Could some kind soul please dm me.

Who do you support?

I don't get the criticism of his in game management. Hato for Cucu was understandable, given his injury, notwithstanding some seemingly believing it was pre planned. Neto for Estavao looked OK to me at the time. 2 0 up and cruising.

You, on the other hand constantly comparing Santos to Obi Mikel. I see what you're at and it will probably work.

Very encouraging half. We can clearly see some patterns to our play and evidence of work on the training ground, I'm on board with a game plan that looks to get Cole on the ball. Like the rest of us a lot of our good stuff is coming from Santos. Scouse git playing down his 100% passing accuracy. Unbelievable number giving that a number of those passes were clever round the corner balls.

Could some kind soul pm me the goods

Lovely. Such a special time.

Is "retard" the mots du jour? Makes me pine for "fraud c**t"

sh*te, that f**ks up the narrative. I choose to disbelieve this fraudulent statement.

It’s obviously so much more fun when we’re losing. Unfortunately we managed to turn things around. However I think we’ve seen enough to eviscerate the left-brain dominant, overly verbose, male gendered affirmative adverb using complete and utter fraud. Not too mention the players. Donkeys, human detritus, excrement, living stealers, bunch of complete and utter frauds, sent here to torment us good people. Just to completely f**k with us King Fraud scores the winner. I want my Chelsea back

He's annoyingly good, isn't he?

Pedro. Class from him. A mention for Enzo who lead by example in the second half enabling us to largely take control.

@Sexyfootball and @Andy2461 have a good night lads. Our beloved Chels has given us something to cheer. 💙

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Fernandez has had a very good second half too. Again sorry for saying that.