Zagger

Evra is a prize A bellend. You only have to watch his chicken lickin’ or fan karate kick skills to know that. Offers no analysis and only on Sky to cause controversy and trigger people as far as I can see. I hardly ever watch the punditry unless it’s Roy Keane whose misrerabilist schtick is actually entertaining.

If we lose to Arsenal we’ve only got ourselves to blame. Aubameyang aside (when in form) their squad is worse than a lot of the league.

If we’re the ones out of that list to lose to them I will be mightily pissed off. We need Arteta to get a plucky backs to the wall draw against Southampton and keep his job. I don’t want a new manager bounce when we play them.

You’re right they’re spoilt for choice. A genius like Pulis could turn these losses at home to Burnley into draws.

I urge patience amongst the Arsenal fans. Trust the process. However if not, Allardyce or Pardew are great alternatives who could lead Arsenal back to mid table where they belong.

Maybe not a penalty I get that, but you can still get a red if the ball is not in play. Otherwise you could punch people in the face at half time or at throw ins. Anyway that relegation 6 pointer didn’t go as expected. Arteta must miss his cushy job handing out the bibs for Guardiola.

Yeah, annoying the replay for VAR didn’t show the roll around that prick did that showed his guilt. Just glad Aubameyang ended his goal drought. Well worth the 350k a week for that deft header.

Why wasn’t that a penalty and another red card? Thank god that went in. Justice served.

I wonder when the AFTV cretins will get back into the Emirates. They’ve turned gurning at the camera and grifting off the back of their team’s lack of success an art form. Fancy them to win tonight so their wives will be safe tonight.

Palace are awful at home. No chance they score in this game.

It looked like the team from last season was back to haunt us. No creativity at all, just whipping balls in or hoofing into the box. Worrying that’s 4 league games now out of 12 where we’ve failed to score. Lacking leadership on the pitch apart from Silva. We really need the Pulisic of the end of last season, just a shame he seems to be made of glass.

Looking forward to this one. Everton aren’t such a dull team this season and quite beatable after a good start of the season and there will be fans there which makes a difference. We have come a long way since losing there last year when Duncan Ferguson was briefly manager and record there over the years must be pretty good. I’m looking forward to Werner and Havertz getting into some kind of rhythm. In the meantime Giroud is our mostly reliable goal scorer so has to play. I want to see Pulisic get more game time too. He was unplayable at the end of last season and if he can get back to that kind of form our attack will be hard to stop. I’m going for 2-0 Chelsea.

Good to grind out a win against one of these newly promoted small clubs. Leeds really hate us so that was fun but they’re no different to Fulham or QPR. Bit of a rivalry but we don’t really care. 3-1 flattered them.

Arsenal are awful and they have Spurs next. I just hope Arteta is still in a job when we play them next month.

Leeds are f**king awful going forward. The front line looking like competition winners today.

Let’s not be too cynical, Cootes is just living a childhood dream tonight. He must be gutted the other Man Utd fans are not there to applaud his performance.

On the upside if this keeps Ole at the wheel for a while longer I’m all for it. These referees might think they’re helping their team but they’re actually doing more harm.

Amazing United are still so sh*t with the referees behind them.

Came home and saw the Arsenal score. Hopefully their deluded fans will get back in their box now. Mid table sh*te.

Spurs looking good for one of their ‘putting the pressure on’ type seasons.

f**ksake need Solksjaer to pull a result out here or he is on the brink.

Bale w**k fest incoming. Still a chimp faced twat with a top knot.

Arsenal celebrating their ‘invincibles day’ in true style. The hype around the pound land Pep might have to come down a notch or two now. 3 defeats in 4 for lego hair and his team.

I hate VAR fundamentally because it sucks the life out of the game. Enjoying or for that despairing a goal going in is no longer the same. Could you imagine the Aguero goal happening now? Maybe it would be given after a 10 minute check but who knows. Football is now a bland and complicated experience with a lot of games tainted by an awful VAR decision or two. The cons outweigh the pros for me by far. Yes, we all enjoy seeing our rivals get f**ked over by it but that’s not football. You might as well have a Tottenham fan operate it for Chelsea games and vice versa and it wouldn’t be much worse. There are the head in the sand crowd who say it’s here to stay and it will get better. But will it? Not in England where we have the most incompetent and arrogant group of refs in the world. Before VAR, if a referee had a sh*t game you were pissed off for a day or two but got over it. Now you feel cheated and a whole new level of injustice and anger when there’s of whole team of these useless c**ts ruining your football experience. They’re so desperate to take goals away and award penalties for ridiculous hand balls but decline to judge potentially career changing tackles and fouls in the box like yesterday. What’s more, the refs basically have zero accountability and operate with absolute impunity. How can it be the case that managers and players can’t speak out without receiving a fine? And how do terrible referees continue in their job game after game, year after year? With all the talk about European super leagues and greed in the game, surely the top clubs are talking about the shambles that is VAR as it is going to cost someone a lot of money someday. I just hope there is a massive f**k up in a champions league final and someone finally says enough is enough.

Should have seen it coming, on the back of a European game, lots at stake and two teams respecting each other too much. Feels great to not feel a sense of panic whenever we’re being attacked. Hopefully Mendy and Thiago Silva can stay fit and once the attack clicks we’ll win a lot of games. Still early days for Havertz and Ziyech plus Werner has shown he’s good when he gets service unlike today so I’m optimistic. Reece James deserves praise today. I wonder if we’ll now see more of the wing back system this season.