FlaxenHairedPivot

Chels 1-1 Everton Gallagher 21'

Everton 3-1 chels Calvert-Lewin 10'

United 1-3 Chels Palmer 10'

Jeez, social media is an absolute cesspit of self righteous, attention seeking idiots. It seems so many people are trying to make a career out of seeing who can be the most offended by absolutely nothing. Sad.

Chels 1-2 Mancs Maguire 21'

Chels 2-0 Burnley Palmer 6'

Chels 1-3 Newcastle Isak 21'

Citeh 4-0 Chels KDB 5'

Chels 2-1 Wolves Enzo 21'

Liverpool 4-0 Chels Nunez 1'

Chelsea 3-2 Fulham Palmer 16'

This it now, unbeaten for the rest of the season. Or not. Luton 1-3 Chels Gusto 11'

Chelsea 2-0 Palace Madueke 35'

Oh for a Drogba

Wolves 0-1 Chelsea Gusto 21'

Chelsea 1-1 Sheffield United Enzo 12'

Big relegation 6 pointer. Everton 2-0 Chelsea Duncan Ferguson 10'

Manure 2-0 Chelsea Who cares 21'

I'm sensing some dislike of our Manchester rivals there.

Chelsea 1-2 Brighton Gilmour 11'

Newcastle 1-2 Chelsea Gordon 15'

How about an investigation into FIFA, Uefa and the FA, I sure there's plenty of dodgy dealing to uncover there. Let's see how they like it.

Chelsea 1-1 City Palmer 21'

Chelsea 2-0 Brentford Enzo 25'

Chelsea 1-1 Arse Havertz 15'