Timmy Elms

Nothing will ever change until we play games at Premiership tempo, or as close to it as tournament temperature will allow

Then again 1990 World Cup. First two games fairly dross. But Bobby Robson was flexible enough to adapt and make changes. Not sure head in the sand Southgate has that mental dexterity

No backbone Southgate. The geysers been carved from a banana

Kyle Walker being interviewed. What is the point of even trying. They’ve all been media trained “ Yeah Denmark are a top, top, team..the gaffer knows what he’s doing etc” Bote off

Sloppy Hapless Inept Turgid. Place the first letters of the above together to form and that will sum up tonight

Kane looks like he’s blowing out of his arse. Hook him off

Makes Micky Thomas look like one the Osmonds by the sound of things

Some bloke … Pretty sad story. Back then footballers when retired quite often became publicans or involved in the motor trade.

Much of a nothing. Went up in my brothers VW Passat- a load left just before final whistle, momentarily scattered the Stretford End then made a speedy retreat before the Mancs could get organised. Look good from our end mind! Most of their young men where in the paddock next to us or the seats above.

Superb game. Another stunning atmosphere as well. First time a lot of the minor East European have experienced tournament football and are travelling in force. Probably helps Germany is middle of Europe with large immigrant population and nice camping facilities. Great tournament so far

Juan Veron another quality Argie midfielder who did little for us or Man Utd

Big shiny sweaty nut- cremation of doom

Sometimes wake up in a cold sweat having had nightmares over that big sweaty turd- Serious

One of the worse two or three players to ever don the blue shirt IMO

Darren Wood weren’t too clever

Seriously? knew Gareth Southgate when he was an out of work suspender belt fitter

We’ve got a potential Lamborghini but play like an Austin Allegro.,Let the f**king brakes off Gareth

From what I’ve seen there was maybe 30 blokes having a fracas. Probably 80-100 thousands football fans including ticketless milling about. You see punch ups of that size every Saturday night in Croydon. Cheap headlines

Every tournament muppets throwing white plastic chairs

On paper, man for man we are the best team in the tournament. Not a single Serbian player would make into our starting eleven. Sorry for being misérablist but not impressed tonight.

Right result however very pedestrian and dull. Premiership most high tempo league in the world. Why don’t we play at Premiership tempo? Usual excuse. being simmer tournament football high temperatures- not the case now- right result but pretty poor IMO

You got any good jokes !

Always a baffling one managers garb. Generally either track suited as pioneered by Brian Clough, or Blazer and tie ala Big Sam- looks like he’s about to go to Rotary Club jamboree. Don’t know why they don’t let it all hang out and bowl up for press conferences in Waikiki beach shorts and Too Pissed to Twist T- Shirts