I Like KFC

Hiya guys – how is everyone? I am fine how is everyone else? Listen guys…..we are the champions of the world! Yipeeeee OMG who can believe we won 8-0? I can’t, who can? I love Chelsea so much. I also love Lampard, Drogba, Anelka and KFC what do you guys love? I was not able to post for a while as my friend Martin jinxed me and said if I posted again (or ate KFC) Chelsea would not win the Premiership. He was right! He is always right! :D Well guys…….I wrote a song and thought we could sing it at the FA Cup final. I will, who else will? Spin it…. No KFC so I lost weight, then Chelsea score eight and now I feel great! Ashley scored late and I text my best mate (Martin) he said it was fate. Now I’m in a state and a KFC I just ate……oh wait Rewind…… I’m going on a date with Martin’s sister Kate I best not be late Don’t hate, eat food of a plate and close the gate. Booom booom booom let me hear you say CHAMPIONS! x12 Guys how do I become a mod on this site?

Hi Guys! How is everyone, I am really good– How are you? Guys listen I would like to sign the best players – who else would? I have put together a shortlist and think that we should start signing there names at games (and when in the club shop) this will make sure that everyone knows what we want – who agrees? Wayne Rooney – he is a good player + my mate Martin says that he wants a move from Man united as he hates Paul Scholes. Cristiano Ronaldo – he is good and will be competition for Malouda & Kalou who agrees? Also I like Emile Heskey who else does? If we could sign these 3 players then our team would NEVER be beaten. Who agrees?

I am in a very strange mood today – I feel so sad about our last few results and also happy that it’s Christmas in 15 days! I’m confused and I don’t know how to feel – how do you feel? Anyways enough about me – how is everyone? What’s everyone doing for Christmas this year? I normally wake up super early to open all my presents then watch TV, then have breakfast, then watch TV, then have lunch, then watch TV, then have dinner, then watch TV – what do you guys normally do? I have been avoiding Martin last few days – we have fallen out big time because of what he said about Chelsea after the Man City game – he said that Man City deserved to win and that he was glad they did. I just walked away after he said that as it was so hurtful. What would you guys have done? Listen guys as its Christmas, I have wrote a new song with a Christmassy theme – hope you like it as much as I liked writing it? Maybe we could all sing it on Saturday at the Everton game? I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say Drogba (Drogba) I say boom boom boom muthaChucka say Lampard (Lampard) I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say Deco (Deco) I say boom boom boom muthaChucka say Terry (Terry) Repeat x 12 Merry Christmas everyone! p.s What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas!! Haha what am I like? I love that joke – who else does?

Hi Guys! How is everyone? I am really good and boy am I excited about tomorrow! Who else is? Its F-F-F-F-Friday – I love Fridays, who else does? Listen guys –this is a bit off topic but how do I become I mod on this site? That would be a real honour. I kissed a mod and I liked it!! Just kidding (or am I?) Anyways can’t chat all day – although id loved too. Who else would? I have a new song for tomorrow’s game – hope you all sing it loud and proud I know I will. One, two, three, four, five. If you love Chelsea do a jive Six, seven, eight, nine ,ten, Drog and Lamps please score again Why did we let shev go? Because he couldn’t score a single goal Which club will win the fight? It will be Chelsea and we will party all night, night, night. Go-go-go Chelsea!!! P.S I’m flying high, up in the sky - I’m keeping the blue flag flying high – who else is?

Hiya guys – how is everyone today? I am really really good – are you? Anyways…..Just got off the phone with my best mate (Martin) and I am/was not happy. He says that Blackburn will beat us but I said that’s impossible as we are the best! Guys what do you think as I am not sure anymore…….. Phone call - Me: Hi Martin: Hi Me: Wassup Martin: Nothing Me: What ya doin Martin: Nothing Me: Cool Martin: So I was thinking - Blackburn will win tonight! Me: No way Martin – Why are you saying that. Please don’t say that Martin: I just said it Me: Please Martin: They will win. Me: Martin please don’t say that. Martin: Too late I just said it Me: Please Martin: Sorry too late Martin: See ya later Me: ok bye

Hiya guys! Hope you’re all well I know I am! After all it’s F-F-F-F-Friday! Whoop I love Fridays – who else does? Been working on some new songs for Sunday’s game – hope you all enjoy it and sing it loud on Sunday. I know I will - who else will? Here goes……. All right stop collaborate and listen – we are top of the league so don’t bover dissin Lampard is back with new skills an invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly – Drogba will score and party every nightly. Will it ever stop yo I don't know – our best player is Henrique Hilario To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal – Joe Cole wears a sandal and glows like a candle. Reeewind…………..GO Killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom – Cech has a fast car that goes vroom, zoom, zoom Deadly when Kalou’s on form he plays a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony - Michael Ballack’s has 3 wives’ and one is called Melanie Love it or leave it you better gain weight - Michael Essien donated money to my local fate. If there was a problem yo ANCELOTTI will solve it Check out the hook while Anelka revolves it We will score twice, twice baby – yeah..Twice, twice baby. R-e-e-e-spect!

Hi Guys - hope everyone is ok and looking forward to Sunday as much as me? Will be an awesome game but I think we will win - afterall we beat Wolves 4-0 and Aresenal only won 4-1. Better still we beat Sunderland 3-1 and Aresenal LOST to Sunderland 1-0. Anyways - hope you dont mind but i've wrote a new song for the game/terraces. Hope you like it and sing it as loud as me on Sunday. I think it will really catch on as the lyrics are soooo good. Here it is - took me hours to get it right...... What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? No its Drogba and Anelka and if you don’t watch out they will score a goal. What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? No it’s not its England ace Frankie Lampard and if you don’t tackle him he will score score score. What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? No its not a monster its John Terry and if you try and score John will stop you that’s for sure. Repeat x2

Give me a C, Give me a H, Give me a E, Give me an L, Give me an S, Give me an E, Give me an A What have you got........? OMG what a result last night - watched the game at my best friends house as he has sky TV and a sony 32" lcd. What a game. Who else enjoyed the game?

Hi Tim, Thanks very much for your reply - Martin is fine. Do you know him too? You might be right about Mourinho going to City as they have loads of money to spend now dont they. I said to Martin what you said and he said that Mourinho is going to Liverpool and that Sven is going to City (again) See attached picture of Sven http://cityinthecity.com/home/images/zoom/.../sven_scarf.jpg I dont know what to believe now!

Hi Guys, Hope everyone is feeling super fantastic - I am! OMG still in shock about the 4-0 on saturday....we are the best - who agrees? Anyway just speaking to a guy at work (Martin) and he said he is ITK and knows 100% that Mourinho will be Liverpool manager very soon. Thoughts? I am so sad at this news but also still delighted by saturdays win so mixed feelings one may say!

Hi Guys! Everyone ok? OMG what a result on Saturday – I am so happy! Here’s some James Brown to express how I feel Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now I feel good, I knew that I would, now So good, so good, I got you Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, I got you

This is dreadful - perhaps now the ban has been lifted we can buy someone awesome to replace him. Who should we buy>