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That about sums it up. It would be nice to be entertained while waiting for news of Spurs' demise, though.

That was funny, but please don't give them ideas 😱

Romano just says what the players' agents tell him to say. He's just a tool for them with an unbelievably high social media profile.

That was a terrible game of football from two sh*t teams, but now I'm sitting here grinning from ear to ear.

Of course Carragher never did anything in his career to try and trick a referee. Prick.

I have a hunch that working with somebody with Alonso's playing experience and reputation might be the inspiration Palmer needs to finally return to something close to his best. Linkedin Liam was about as inspiring as a damp dishcloth.

Having this guy back and hit the ground running like he has is equal to 30 million plus premium centre back signing. A partnership with Josh would be a very strong basis to build from. It will be interesting to see how Alonso uses Josh in comparison to the previous two coaches, who seemed overly protective...

We kept them honest but we're just not good enough and seem to lack any chemistry going forward. This squad needs a good clearing out in the summer.

Pedro doing some great work but seems so isolated. Sometimes trying to win a pen or free kick is the best you can hope for.

Living the dream! Fair play to him.

With Cucu on a yellow, it makes me nervous. I'd consider hooking him for Neto at some point. Somebody who can give us more width and carry the ball forwards.

Well offside.

The dramatics from Neto were quite embarrassing, but they did help take some momentum out of the game in the final minutes, similar to late substitutions. So, fair play to him. Also, f**k Leeds. Anyway, Rosinoir's gone and we're in a final. Today feels like a significant step in the right direction.

Unfortunately, I think he'll hold out for his pay out. He never been sacked/done anything at all, at a "big" club before.

That was such dog sh*t and has been for months. I miss Marescsa and his inverted fullback nonsense.

Oh wow, we're smashing records left right and centre. Congrats Liam, even after you're sacked, your legacy will live on for decades.

Hard to believe at half time I still had some hope of getting something out of this today. I don't recognise my club anymore.

Caicedo, fuuck... you know it's bad when even our "best" players are incapable of doing the basics competently. What a gift.

I just caught the last 10 mins of that. I suppose being level at half time has be taken as a major positive, all things considered, and it seems we are at least requiring Donnarumma to stay awake. Arsenal will be happy with this, which I'm just trying not to think about.

Nicely taken by Palmer, also good to see him benefit from his own quality in the build up play.

Offside... I'm not convinced at all, that VAR bo**ocks is a joke, it's not that accurate. What a massive let off.

It's just not good enough. No chemistry or coherence, and too many players who cannot even manage the basics of their roles and just run around making stupid decisions or picking up cards for no good reason. I think James is a very good player, but it feels like the team is lacking leadership, character and grit on the pitch. Arsenal were not good today and points were up for grabs, but we had no clue.

Sanchez flapping around impotently, yet again. And WTF Neto? This team could not get any dumber.

What a dire advertisement for the "most exciting league in the world". I think the score line is fair enough so far. However, even though we ended up scoring from the corner, seeing that d**khead Rice get away with that blatant foul/handball rubbed me up the wrong way. The less we see and hear about Sanchez, the better I feel.

That was pathetic all round, not least Sanchez's random flapping around. It's like we just picked some random Sanchez lookalike from the crowd and gave him the jersey.