Izanagi

Zidane's around....

f**king prick move from Ramos, he knew exactly what he was doing. I hate Real Madrid.

YESSSSSS! Now we play the waiting game!

Come on.... I want my BloodFam TV meltdowns....

I think that Liverpool are going to win this thing.

So really, if we're finishing 5th our only hope is for Liverpool and Arsenal to win their competitions.

"Bin Dipping" is a slang term for people so poor they have to "Dip" into bins/trash cans for food. Liverpool fans have a reputation for being impoverished and the city of Liverpool itself has it's fair share of problems associated with socio-economic deprivation. Therefore, the name "Dippers" has stuck.

Most undeserved win in CL history.

We're gonna get bodied here.

GOAAAAAAAAAAL

Bakayoko must be sold in the summer, even at a loss. He's f**king awful. Conte is going to get sacked if we lose this, which it looks as though we will now. Top four is in serious trouble.

Such jammy c**ts....

God damn, they're getting away with it here. Off the line...

Arsenal are such jammy twats.

This is where City hit the brick wall, we're stopping their form here. 3-1

Holy f**k... Sky Sports just said that Arsenal have had NO SHOTS ON TARGET. f**king hell, that's sad.

If we somehow snatch Alexis Sanchez... My god the meltdown. Ozil will go to Dortmund. Chamberlain will come to us. Sanchez will either come to us or Manchester City, no way in f**king hell is he staying.

And... it's 4.

Sanchez and Chamberlain both off at the same time. This is the last game both will have played for Arsenal, can see it on their faces on the bench.

WE WERE BARE-HAMROLLS FAM.

Jesus, this could be 5 or 6 if Liverpool fancy it. Arsenal are earth-shatteringly sh*t. Let's save Chamberlain from them.

Of course we get Atletico Madrid. Oh man... what now Diego...?

Conte is going to walk. See it coming like a boulder rolling down a hill.

Here we are folks. Get the beers in, it's going to be banter for weeks on from here.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Conte is so going to walk